The Three Generals След разпадането на СССР в Америка рязко се понижило количеството на враговете. La Marine américaine avait un excédent d’hommes et a offert un programme d’incitation à la retraite. Поради излишък на моряци Трем пентагоновским генералам начисляют пенсию. A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis. There's 3 army generals and the government decides to pay them any way they want measured. First guy says measure from the tip of my toe to the end of my finger. So they do and its 73 inches so they pay him $730 Im Senat der Vereinigten Staaten wurde darüber diskutiert Der amerikanische Verteidigungsminister beschließt Het Pentagon vond dat het te veel generaals in dienst had en besliste er een paar met vervroegd pensioen te sturen. Ze beloofden elke generaal die pensioneerde een volledig jaarinkomen en alle... O Pentágono descobre que está com muitos generais e bola um programa de aposentadoria voluntária. Como incentivo USA’s flotta insåg att man hade för många officerare och beslöt sig för att locka med en avgångsbonus på $1000 för varje tum som man kunde mäta i en rät linje mellan två olika kroppsdelar.... Hæren har for nylig fundet ud af Pentagonissa havaittiin Drie Amerikaanse leger generaals gaan tegelijkertijd met pensioen A Pentagon elhatározza Resursele umane de la Pentagon descopera ca in ultima vreme aveau cam multi generali. Se hotaraste ca acelora care vor sa se pensioneze sa li se acorde pensionare anticipata cu toate facilitatile Tous sont des hommes âgés et grisonnants qui ont vu leur juste part de guerre Vláda se rozhodla Az USA hadserege nyugdíjba vonulása alkalmából három tábornokot kíván megjutalmazni. Arra kérik őket Cierto día el Pentágono decide jubilar a tres generales que ya estaban bien entrados en anos proponiéndoles como contrapartida 100 V Rusku propouštějí do civilu staré vojáky. Výšku odstupného jim vypočítají tak
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.
They promised any officer who volunteered for early retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officers got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my реnis to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.

The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop em", which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's реnis and began to work back. "My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?" The Captain calmly replied..."In Vietnam."
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The Three Generals След разпадането на СССР в Америка рязко се понижило количеството на враговете. La Marine américaine avait un excédent d’hommes et a offert un programme d’incitation à la retraite. Поради излишък на моряци Трем пентагоновским генералам начисляют пенсию. A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis. There's 3 army generals and the government decides to pay them any way they want measured. First guy says measure from the tip of my toe to the end of my finger. So they do and its 73 inches so they pay him $730 Im Senat der Vereinigten Staaten wurde darüber diskutiert Der amerikanische Verteidigungsminister beschließt Het Pentagon vond dat het te veel generaals in dienst had en besliste er een paar met vervroegd pensioen te sturen. Ze beloofden elke generaal die pensioneerde een volledig jaarinkomen en alle... O Pentágono descobre que está com muitos generais e bola um programa de aposentadoria voluntária. Como incentivo USA’s flotta insåg att man hade för många officerare och beslöt sig för att locka med en avgångsbonus på $1000 för varje tum som man kunde mäta i en rät linje mellan två olika kroppsdelar.... Hæren har for nylig fundet ud af Pentagonissa havaittiin Drie Amerikaanse leger generaals gaan tegelijkertijd met pensioen A Pentagon elhatározza Resursele umane de la Pentagon descopera ca in ultima vreme aveau cam multi generali. Se hotaraste ca acelora care vor sa se pensioneze sa li se acorde pensionare anticipata cu toate facilitatile Tous sont des hommes âgés et grisonnants qui ont vu leur juste part de guerre Vláda se rozhodla Az USA hadserege nyugdíjba vonulása alkalmából három tábornokot kíván megjutalmazni. Arra kérik őket Cierto día el Pentágono decide jubilar a tres generales que ya estaban bien entrados en anos proponiéndoles como contrapartida 100 V Rusku propouštějí do civilu staré vojáky. Výšku odstupného jim vypočítají tak