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Влегува Цветко во продавница
Bemegy egy fickó a benzinkút shopjába és vesz egy doboz cigarettát. Kifizeti
Inne på en affär: - Ursäkta
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke.
Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here."
Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here."
Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuск me here."
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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's аss?
A: A mechanic!
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Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
A. She's the one with the dirтy knees!
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The Bachelor's Life
La chica de la lasaña y el cajero gracioso
Single?
Момиче пазарува в магазина и на касата:
Жена пазарувала в супера. Докато оставяла нещата на лентата един пияница се приближил
Una chica entra en un supermercado y compra lo siguiente:
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk
Uma mulher passava as compras no caixa de supermercado percebeu que um bêbado examinava detalhadamente seus itens de compra: * 2 caixas de leite integral * 1 dúzia de ovos * 1 litro de suco de laranja * 1 alface americana * 1 kg de café; e * 1 pacote de bacon fatiado. Enquanto o caixa registrava
A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk
Een vrouw ging naar de winkel waar ze de volgende spullen kocht : * 1 liter melk * 1 doos eieren * 1 liter fruitsap * 1 pak koffie * 1 ons ham * 1 doos Cup-a-Soup Terwijl ze haar...
A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs
En pige lægger sine varer op ved kassen: 1 tomat
En pige vader ind i et supermarked
A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 peach 1 grapefruit 1 tomato...
En kvinna kommer in i affären och köper lite saker
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"
The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"
He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”
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Ο ρατσισμός δεν έχει όρια...
Που χωράνε 1000 Εβραίοι
Πως χωράνε...
Wie bringt man 100 Juden in ein Auto?
como metes 30 judios en un 600? facil
Hur gör man för att få in 20 judar i en bil? Du sätter två där fram
Hur många judar får det plats i en folkvagn? 27! 2 i framsätet och 25 i askkoppen.
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back
Combien de juifs peuvent rentrer dans une New Beetle ? - Dix. Tu en places cinq sur les sièges
Folkevogn Hvor mange jøder kan der være i en folkevogn? – 45! 2 på forsædet 3 på bagsædet Og 40 i askebægeret
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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The Bachelor's Life
La chica de la lasaña y el cajero gracioso
Single?
Момиче пазарува в магазина и на касата:
Жена пазарувала в супера. Докато оставяла нещата на лентата един пияница се приближил
Una chica entra en un supermercado y compra lo siguiente:
Uma mulher passava as compras no caixa de supermercado percebeu que um bêbado examinava detalhadamente seus itens de compra: * 2 caixas de leite integral * 1 dúzia de ovos * 1 litro de suco de laranja * 1 alface americana * 1 kg de café; e * 1 pacote de bacon fatiado. Enquanto o caixa registrava
A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner 1 can of Soup For...
Een vrouw ging naar de winkel waar ze de volgende spullen kocht : * 1 liter melk * 1 doos eieren * 1 liter fruitsap * 1 pak koffie * 1 ons ham * 1 doos Cup-a-Soup Terwijl ze haar...
A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs
En pige lægger sine varer op ved kassen: 1 tomat
En pige vader ind i et supermarked
A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 peach 1 grapefruit 1 tomato...
En kvinna kommer in i affären och köper lite saker
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables.
The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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Какво да правите
- Приятелката ми пуши
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means.
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his аss.
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I Got A New Deodorant Stick Today. It Says Take Top Off And Push Up Bottom. I Can Hardly Walk, But When I Fаrт The Room Smells Lovely
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What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? By the time you're finished with the вrеаsт and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your воnе in.
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Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
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The story was really great. That's why I was closing my eyes the whole time trying to imagine it.
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Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly.
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You're like a fат stump, I'm always falling over you.
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Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
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Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.
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The doctor finished examining my wife and beckoned me to a private room.
“The bad news is that I found an ugly growth on your wife’s neck”
“It’s called a head. I feel sorry for you.”
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