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I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf.
"Where?" she asked.
"No. Regular"
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I walked into a pub with my wife. The Landlord said "Would you like a вееr for your wife?"
I said: "That sounds like a fair swap."
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Why did the singer take a bucket to her choir practice?
She needed something to carry her tune.
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The woman is рsyсhо, the man is logical. Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
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How do you make holy water? Freeze it into ice, then drill in some holes.
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My doctor recommended that I eat more at Burger King.
What else could he mean when he told me I should eat less McDonald’s?
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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? - А вы знали, что на Канарских островах совсем нет канареек? А вие знаете ли, че на Канарските острови няма канарчета? Știați că în Insulele Canare nu există canari? Tot așa e și cu Insulele Virgine. Nici acolo nu sunt canari... Dans les îles canaries y'a pas de canaris. C'est pareil dans les îles vierges... Y'en a pas non plus, de canaris! Wussten Sie, dass es auf den Kanarischen Inseln niсhт einen einzigen Kanarienvogel gibt? Dasselbe gilt auch für die Jungfraueninseln. Auch dort. Kein einziger Kanarienvogel. Visste dere at det ikke finnes kanarifugler på Kanariøyene? Det gjelder Jomfruøyene også, finnes ikke kanarifugler der heller
Did you know that there’s not a single canary on Canary Islands?
And did you know that the same holds for the Virgin Islands?
Really, not a single canary.
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Do you have a car – but no gas money?
Just fаrт in your wallet! Tadaaa – gas money!
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Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
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Unterhalten sich zwei Wände Τι λέει ένας τοίχος στον άλλο; Sagt die eine Wand zur anderen Wand: "Wir treffen uns an der Ecke!" Que dit un mur à un autre mur? On se rencontre au coin? - Vad sa den ena väggen till den andra? - Vi möts i hörnet... Hvad sagde den ene væg til den anden? – Vi mødes ved hjørnet? Hva sa den ene veggen til den andre? Svar: Vi møtes på hjørnet. Co mówi jedna ściana do drugiej? - Spotkamy się na rogu. Vad säger de två väggarna till varandra när de ska ha ett möte? Vi möts i hörnet. Two walls meet at the corner.
Two walls arrange a date – “Let's meet at the corner.”
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Working in a crematorium, you can never urn a living.
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What do you do when the phone rings and you get a private caller?
Don't answer that. Pick up for ranks Lieutenant and higher only.
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How much longer is the Amazonas compared to the Nile?
[Don't know]
By 4 letters.
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They are testing a revolutionary new blender, but they’re getting mixed results.
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"What is a bunny without a carrot?"
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"Hungry!"
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Do you know how I embrace my mistakes?
I hug my wife and children.
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A single glance tells me if somebody is lying. It’s the fact that they’re horizontal that gives it away.
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Did you know that UPS and Fedex are going into a merger? They will be called Fed-Ups now.
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Not even orcas dare attack an octopus.
It’s too well armed.
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I wanted to wear my camouflage jeans today but I just couldn’t find them.
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Cannibals aren’t very sociable. They’re all fed up with people.
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I don’t know why people have a problem with wigs. It’s a look anybody can pull off!
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Two cows meet, one says,
"Mooooo!"
The other one is offended, "Hey, I just wanted to say that!"
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Two penguins meet. One says, “Jesus it is cold today."
The other hisses, “Shut up. Penguins can’t talk.”
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Why didn’t the Orange drive when the lights turned green again?
No juice!
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Chiste de las dos plabras que abren puertas La gran lección del padre de Jaimito Запомни тези 2 думи, защото те ти отварят всички врати в живота: Remember these two words. They will open up the doors in your life. Push and pull. Sólo hay dos palabras en el mundo que te abrirán muchas puertas. Jale y empuje. Ay solo 2 palabras que te Abren las puertas cuales Son jale y empuje
Do you know the most important words that could open a lot of doors in your life?
Push and Pull.
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I’ve never liked speed bumps much. But I’m getting over it slowly.
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Have you heard there was a kidnapping at the school?
[No]
But it’s fine now, the kid woke up again.
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I was a doctor for a while but then I quit. I simply didn’t have enough patience.
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Little Petra asks her dad at breakfast time, “Daddy, can you please teach me how to make eggs?”
Dad shakes his head, “Nope.”
“But why daddy? I want to learn!“
The dad winks at her, “I can’t teach you how to make eggs because I’m not a hen.”
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I saw an expiration day on an anti-aging cream. Now that’s just a scam!
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“Esrowneve” may look like gibberish, but when you put it backwards, it’s even worse…
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How to say hi in mandarin
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Dead Batteries! Free of Charge!
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Guys, I need help here. I just had an argument with my wife & she told me I was right.
"What do I do next?"
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