Лесно е да разпознаеш гинеколог сред други лекари. - Как се разпознава гинеколога на медицински конгрес? Comment reconnaît-on un gynécologue dans un congrès médical? C'est le seul qui a sa montre sur l'avant-bras. - Jak poznać ginekologa na kongresie lekarzy? - Tylko ginekolog nosi zegarek na bicepsie. - Як розпізнати гінеколога на медичному конгресі? - Тільки у нього одного годинник на передпліччі. Come si fa a riconoscere un ginecologo in un congresso medico? E’ l’unico che porta l’orologio sull’avambraccio. Wie erkennt man einen Gynäkologen im Ärzte- Casino? Er trägt die Armbanduhr hinter dem Ellbogen. How do you recognize a gynecologist?He usually wears his watch closer to his elbow. 0 0 0
What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 sons?Jose and JosbJoke my dad told me a long time ago, although I know he didn't create it 0 0 0
What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?!Scratching at the inside of her coffin.Courtesy of my dad. 0 0 0
My daughter can be so cruel...Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers?Me: I don't know, what?Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli! 0 0 0
What can a White person say to another White person that a Black person can't say to another Black person?"Hi dad" 0 0 0
Gift before the Prom"I'm ready for my first prom daddy""Here, take this box son... And don't make the mistake I made""Whats in the box dad""... Condoms" 0 0 0
Do you know why I only date black girls?Because I hate the awkwardness of meeting a girlfriend's dad 0 0 0
What does a young girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?"Careful, dad, don't crush my smokes." 0 0 0
I told my dad that I don't like being a single child."I want a brother!" I said.He said,"Having a child is a long process, your mother and I don't need that right now.""Maybe you should consider adoption?" I asked.He said,"No, we're not doing that again." 0 0 0
I was playing frisbee with my dad today...I was playing frisbee with my dad today and was wondering why the frisbee kept getting вiggеr. Then it hit me. 0 0 0