There are 27 bones in your hand.
28, when I'm lonely

Beyond sausage

I love Chernobil

Sprayed my car with rust remover

Robert, the first man to go to the Moon without a space rocket

Maybe not the best message to put on an axe

Why isn't John at work today?
He is in hospital
But i saw him dancing with a chick last night
His wife saw him too

I bet, you can't turn around in the Suez Canal!
Hold my beer!

Dude!
Stop looking at her
Look at me.
We have a mission
Beauty is temporary.
Mars is forever!

Royal family worried about Archie's skin color, when prince Philip is purple