Knock-knock jokes

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Padme.
Padme who?
Padme down if you have to, but let me in!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alderaan.
Alderaan who?
Alderaan the fastest mile in class.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boba Fett.
Boba Fett who?
Boba Fett my goldfish.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vader.
Vader who?
Vader minute while I choke this guy.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustafar.
Mustafar who?
Mustafar – we’re going to need a ride.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Your father.
Your father who?
Luke, come on, let me in, it’s Darth Vader!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ewok.
Ewok who?
Ewoked the door, wet me in!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan who?
Obi-Wan minute ... just let me fix the doorknob.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Igloo.
Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary and Abby.
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and a Abby New Year.

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter, who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa Who?
Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Honda.
Honda Who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out in the cold while somebody keeps asking “Who’s there?”

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, deer!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canya.
Canya who?
Canya please get me a Christmas cookie?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry – all the Ether bunnies will be back again next year!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
No more.
No more who?
No more Easter bunnies, wait till next year!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny Who?
Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi eggs around the house.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

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Knock, knock.
Whose there?
Aadrvark.
Aadrvark who?
Aadrvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hobbits!
Hobbits who?
Hobbits going out for a drink later?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
De Niro.
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I’m outside!

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