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Гледайки „специална военна операция“, която трае 47 секунди, а не четири години Гледајќи „специјална воена операција“ што трае 47 секунди, а не четири години Mientras ves una «operación militar especial» que dura 47 segundos y no cuatro años Глядя на «специальную военную операцию», которая длится 47 секунд, а не четыре года Beim Anschauen einer „Spezialmilitäroperation“, die 47 Sekunden dauert und niсhт vier Jahre En regardant une «opération militaire spéciale» qui dure 47 secondes et non quatre ans Παρακολουθώντας μια «ειδική στρατιωτική επιχείρηση» που διαρκεί 47 δευτερόλεπτα και όχι τέσσερα χρόνια Guardando un’«operazione militare speciale» che dura 47 secondi e non quattro anni 47 saniye süren, dört yıl değil, bir «özel askerî operasyonu» izlerken Дивлячись на «спеціальну військову операцію», яка триває 47 секунд, а не чотири роки Ao assistir a uma «operação militar especial» que dura 47 segundos e não quatro anos Oglądając «specjalną operację wojskową», która trwa 47 sekund, a nie cztery lata När man ser en «särskild militär operation» som tar 47 sekunder, inte fyra år Terwijl je een «speciale militaire operatie» bekijkt die 47 seconden duurt en geen vier jaar Mens man ser en «særlig militær operation», der varer 47 sekunder og ikke fire år Når man ser en «spesiell militær operasjon» som varer i 47 sekunder, ikke fire år Katsoessa «erityistä sotilasoperaatiota», joka kestää 47 sekuntia eikä neljää vuotta Egy „különleges katonai műveletet” nézve, ami 47 másodpercig таrт, nem négy évig Urmărind o «operațiune militară specială» care durează 47 de secunde, nu patru ani Při sledování «speciální vojenské operace», která trvá 47 sekund, a ne čtyři roky Stebint «specialią karinę operaciją», kuri trunka 47 sekundes, o ne ketverius metus Skatoties «īpašu militāru operāciju», kas ilgst 47 sekundes, nevis četrus gadus Gledajući «specijalnu vojnu operaciju» koja traje 47 sekundi, a ne četiri godine
While watching a “special military operation” that takes 47 seconds, not four years
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Лицето ти, когато разбереш, че приятелят ти вече е в нюйоркски съд. Лицето ти кога ќе дознаеш дека твојот другар веќе е на суд во Њујорк. Tu cara cuando te enteras de que tu amigo ya está en un tribunal de Nueva York. Твоё лицо, когда ты узнаёшь, что твой друг уже в суде в Нью-Йорке. Dein Gesicht, wenn du erfährst, dass dein Freund schon vor einem Gericht in New York steht. Ta tête quand tu apprends que ton ami est déjà devant un tribunal à New York. Το πρόσωπό σου όταν μαθαίνεις ότι ο φίλος σου είναι ήδη σε δικαστήριο στη Νέα Υόρκη. La tua faccia quando scopri che il tuo amico è già in tribunale a New York. Arkadaşının zaten New York'ta mahkemede olduğunu öğrendiğinde yüz ifaden. Твоє обличчя, коли дізнаєшся, що твій друг уже в суді в Нью-Йорку. A tua cara quando descobres que o teu amigo já está num tribunal em Nova Iorque. Twoja mina, kiedy dowiadujesz się, że twój kumpel jest już w sądzie w Nowym Jorku. Ditt ansikte när du får reda på att din vän redan är i domstol i New York. Je gezicht wanneer je hoort dat je vriend al voor de rechter staat in New York. Dit ansigt, når du finder ud af, at din ven allerede er i retten i New York. Ansiktet ditt når du finner ut at kompisen din allerede er i retten i New York. Ilmeesi, kun saat tietää, että ystäväsi on jo oikeudessa New Yorkissa. Az arcod, amikor megtudod, hogy a barátod már bíróságon van New Yorkban. Fața ta când afli că prietenul tău este deja în instanță la New York. Tvůj výraz, když zjistíš, že tvůj kamarád už je u soudu v New Yorku. Tavo veidas, kai sužinai, kad tavo draugas jau teisme Niujorke. Tava sejas izteiksme, kad uzzini, ka tavs draugs jau ir tiesā Ņujorkā. Tvoje lice kad saznaš da je tvoj prijatelj već na sudu u New Yorku.
Your face when you find out your friend is already in a New York court.
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Да не забравиш, че Аляска също е руска... Да не заборавиш дека Алјаска е исто руска... No olvides que Alaska también es rusa... Не забудь, что Аляска тоже русская... Vergiss niсhт, dass Alaska auch russisch ist... N'oublie pas que l'Alaska est aussi russe... Μην ξεχάσεις ότι η Αλάσκα είναι επίσης ρωσική... Non dimenticare che l'Alaska è anche russa... Alaska'nın da Rusya'ya ait olduğunu unutma... Не забудь, що Аляска теж російська... Não te esqueças que o Alasca também é russo... Nie zapomnij, że Alaska też jest rosyjska... Glöm inte att Alaska också är ryskt... Vergeet niet dat Alaska ook Russisch is... Glem ikke, at Alaska også er russisk... Ikke glem at Alaska også er russisk... Älä unohda, että Alaska on myös venäläinen... Ne feledd, hogy Alaszka is orosz... Nu uita că Alaska este și rusă... Nezapomeň, že Aljaška je také ruská... Nepamiršk, kad Aliaska taip pat yra rusiška... Neaizmirsti, ka Aļaska arī ir krievu... Ne zaboravi da je Aljaska također ruska...
Don't forget that Alaska is also Russian...
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„Ще превзема Киев за 3 дни“ и „Ще спра войната за 24 часа“ влезнали в един бар в Аляска... „Ќе го заземам Киев за 3 дена“ и „Ќе ја запрам војната за 24 часа“ влегле во еден бар во Алјаска... "Tomaré Kiev en 3 días" y "Detendré la guerra en 24 horas" entraron en un bar en Alaska... «Я возьму Киев за 3 дня» и «Я остановлю войну за 24 часа» зашли в бар на Аляске... „Ich werde Kiew in 3 Tagen einnehmen“ und „Ich werde den Krieg in 24 Stunden beenden“ gingen in eine Bar in Alaska... «Je prendrai Kiev en 3 jours» et «J'arrêterai la guerre en 24 heures» sont entrés dans un bar en Alaska... «Θα καταλάβω το Κίεβο σε 3 μέρες» και «Θα σταματήσω τον πόλεμο σε 24 ώρες» μπήκαν σε ένα μπαρ στην Αλάσκα... «Prenderò Kiev in 3 giorni» e «Fermerò la guerra in 24 ore» entrarono in un bar in Alaska... "3 günde Kiev'i alacağım" ve "24 saatte savaşı bitireceğim" Alaska'da bir bara girdi... «Я візьму Київ за 3 дні» та «Я зупиню війну за 24 години» зайшли до бару на Алясці... «Vou tomar Kiev em 3 dias» e «Vou parar a guerra em 24 horas» entraram num bar no Alasca... „Zajmę Kijów w 3 dni” i „Zatrzymam wojnę w 24 godziny” weszli do baru na Alasce... "Jag tar Kiev på 3 dagar" och "Jag stoppar kriget på 24 timmar" gick in på en bar i Alaska... "Ik neem Kiev in 3 dagen" en "Ik stop de oorlog in 24 uur" liepen een bar in Alaska binnen... „Jeg vil tage Kiev på 3 dage“ og „Jeg vil stoppe krigen på 24 timer“ gik ind på en bar i Alaska... "Jeg tar Kiev på 3 dager" og "Jeg stopper krigen på 24 timer" gikk inn i en bar i Alaska... "Valtaan Kiovan 3 päivässä" ja "Lopetan sodan 24 tunnissa" kävelivät Alaskan baariin... „Három nap alatt elfoglalom Kijevet” és „24 óra alatt megállítom a háborút” bementek egy bárba Alaszkában... „Voi cuceri Kievul în 3 zile” și „Voi opri războiul în 24 de ore” au intrat într-un bar din Alaska... „Zaberu Kyjev za 3 dny“ a „Zastavím válku za 24 hodin“ vešli do baru na Aljašce... „Perimsiu Kyjivą per 3 dienas“ ir „Sustabdysiu karą per 24 valandas“ įėjo į barą Aliaskoje... "Ieņemšu Kijevu 3 dienās" un "24 stundās apturēšu karu" iegāja bārā Aļaskā... "Osvojit ću Kijev za 3 dana" i "Zaustavit ću rat za 24 sata" ušli su u bar na Aljasci...
"I will take Kyiv in 3 days" and "I will stop the war in 24 hours" walked into a bar in Alaska...
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- Can a woman be a president of Russia? - No, because i am not a woman
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Putin - most powerful man on the world
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Briefly about the Olympics in China.
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Putin won the election with 76.6% of the vote
Funnily enough the exact same percent I gave myself when my teacher told us we could mark our own tests and I didn't want to look suspicious
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Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin were having a meeting in a 20 story building.
During a break the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards.
First, Putin called his guard Ivan into the room, opened the window and said, “Ivan, jump down.”
Ivan replied in tears, “Mr. President, how could you do this to me? I have a wife and a son.”
Putin explained that he was only joking, and let Ivan out.
Then Kim Jong-Un called his guard Lee, and told him to jump. Lee started running toward the window.
Putin grabbed him and said, “Are you crazy? You will die if you jump!”
Struggling, Lee replied, “Let me go! I have a wife and a son!”
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Speculation was rife as to why Vladimir Putin has been missing for the last 10 days.
Turns out he had the flu.
That’s what happens when you fight cold wars.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Vladimir Putin" you get murdered.
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Russia's Three Steps to Homework
Step 1. Putin it off
Step 2. Stalin
Step 3. Russian to finish
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What did a hоокеr say to the Russian President?
Vladimir Putin
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Trump, Hillary, and Putin ran a marathon.
Trump wins, Putin finished last.
US newspapers: Hillary finished second.
Russian newspapers: Putin won.
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The Russian Election is coming up again pretty soon
I hear Putin won
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Have you heard the Russian president has just taken over a planet in the outer solar system?
He's called it Putin-Uranus.
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Vladimir Putin receives a phone call from his assistant after the election...
"Good morning, Mr. Putin. I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your adversary has taken 61% of the vote. The good is, you've taken more."
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A communist homework joke...
Stop Putin it off man. You're Lennin it get to you. I know it's stressful but you really need the good Marx. You really are just Stalin the enevitable. Do it Mao!!
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Putin planned a holiday trip to the U. S. for the President's Day weekend sales...
But he cancelled at the last minute when he remembered he'd already bought one.
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“Hey what’s the Russian president’s name?”
“Putin?”
“Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
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Do you know Putin
Putin these ваlls in your mouth
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While Putin is working in his office planning the Ukraine war, the ghost of Stalin suddenly appears. Putin takes the opportunity to seek advice: “Stalin, what happened? why are things not working out for us?”
Stalin gives him advice: “Send 5 million Russians to their death at war, and paint the Kremlin blue.”
“Why blue?” asks Vladimir Putin.
“… I knew you wouldn’t have a problem with the first part,” chuckles the old Stalin.
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Biden calls Putin to discuss the latest situation. He shares with Putin:
“I had an interesting dream – I saw Moscow, full of light, joy, dancing and laughter, with people driving luxury cars – just like it was before all these war sanctions. There were neon lights and billboards all over the city!” At this point, Putin asks:
“And what did these billboards say?” Biden responds:
“How the hеll would I know… I don’t speak Ukrainian.”
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Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller. He asked:
“How long will I live?”
The psychic replied:
“I cannot tell that but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday.”
“Which holiday?” Putin asked.
“Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday.”
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Vladimir Putin walks up to a customs agent at the airport after landing in a foreign country. Agent asks:
Name?
Putin says: Vladimir.
The agent asks: Occupation?
Putin responds: No, I’m only visiting this country.
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What’s the difference between Putin and Нiтlеr?
Hitler knew when to кill himself.
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For di-cks that don't know when to pull out
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Vladimir Putin - European tour
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Путин, winter is coming
Putin, winter is coming
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Why did you attack the Jedi Temple? A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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Mr. Sauron, why did you invade Gondor? You see Tucker in order to truly understand the history of Sauron you must understand Morgoth. I'd like to walk you through the First Age for á brief moment. I'm...
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Shiт face
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Zelenski Trump Putin
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Employee of month
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