Communication Jokes

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I start every conversation with my employees by saying, "I shouldn't be telling you this" just so I know they will listen.

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What do call an Irishman sitting by the pool? Раddy O'Furniture.

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For years, I struggled with dyslexia. Mostly because I was spelling it wrong.

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My teen sent my call directly to voicemail on the phone she used to have.

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I like the sound of you not talking.

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I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning... gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.

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She said I wanna look bomb in the party. I said don't worry, we'll have a blast.

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I'd tell a joke about claustrophobic people, but it might be to tight for you.

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Hello, you've reached 1-800-NARCISSIST, how can you help me?

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It probably seems like I'm listening to your story, but I'm really thinking, "close your fuскing menu or the waiter will never come over."

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Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people.

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In 20 years, I bet there's going to be a college course called eye contact.

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When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me.

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I speak Swedish with an Ikea accent.

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I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself.

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Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant.

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless.

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I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.

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Hurry! Stop standing around, hearing all you can see!

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What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest.

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I traded my Wifey for Wi-Fi! I'm now a refurbished Daddyrn@onlylebtim.

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Boy:
"Are you dead because it looks like you dropped from heaven."
Girl:
"Yeah I died I long time ago, just like that line."

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My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed "You're psychic" to "You're рsyсhо."

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Text him again. He probably just forgot that he's in love with you.

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What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

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If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

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If she says,
"I'm OK," you're fine. If she says,
"I'm Fine," You're not OK.

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What did the Star Wars fаn ask to the car dealer? "Can I buy the Rogue one please?"

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If the koreans cannot do it, they will tell you that they won do it.

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Word of the day is Legs. Now go spread the word.

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