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Снимки от Световното с най-доброто, което всяка страна може да предложи Слики од Светското со најдоброто што може да понуди секоја земја Imágenes del Mundial mostrando lo mejor que cada país tiene para ofrecer Кадры с Чемпионата мира, показывающие всё лучшее, что может предложить каждая страна Aufnahmen von der Weltmeisterschaft, die das Beste zeigen, was jedes Land zu bieten hat Images de la Coupe du Monde montrant le meilleur que chaque pays a à offrir Πλάνα από το Παγκόσμιο Κύπελλο που δείχνουν τα καλύτερα που έχει να προσφέρει κάθε χώρα Scatti dai Mondiali che mostrano il meglio che ogni paese ha da offrire Dünya Kupası’ndan kareler, her ülkenin sunabileceği en iyileri gösteriyor Кадри з чемпіонату світу, що показують найкраще, що може запропонувати кожна країна Imagens da Copa do Mundo mostrando o melhor que cada país tem a oferecer Ujęcia z Mistrzostw Świata pokazujące to, co najlepsze, co każdy kraj ma do zaoferowania Bilder från VM som visar det bästa varje land har att erbjuda Beelden van het WK die het beste laten zien dat elk land te bieden heeft Optagelser fra VM, der viser det bedste, hvert land har at byde på Bilder fra VM som viser det beste hvert land har å tilby Kuvia MM-kisoista, jotka näyttävät, mitä parasta jokaisella maalla on tarjota Felvételek a világbajnokságról, amelyek megmutatják, mit tud a legjobbat nyújtani minden ország Imagini de la Cupa Mondială care arată ce are mai bun de oferit fiecare țară Záběry z mistrovství světa ukazující to nejlepší, co může každá země nabídnout Kadro iš pasaulio čempionato, rodančios geriausius kiekvienos šalies momentus Kadrējumi no pasaules čempionāta, kas rāda visu labāko, ko katra valsts var piedāvāt Snimke sa Svjetskog prvenstva koje prikazuju ono najbolje što svaka zemlja nudi
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It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.
The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal.
When the official called yet another close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarterback blew his top.
How many times can you do this to us in a single game?" he screamed.
"You were wrong on the out-of-bounds, you were wrong on that last first down, and you missed an illegal tackle in the first quarter."
The official just stared.
The quarterback seethed, but he suppressed the language that might get him tossed from the game.
"What it comes down to," he bellowed, "is that you STINK!"
The official stared a few more seconds.
Then he веnт down, picked up the ball, paced off 15 yards, and put the ball down.
He turned to face the steaming quarterback.
The official finally replied, "And how do I smell from here?"
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