One-Liner Jokes

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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hеll in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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What did the man with the one hand do?
He went to the second hand shop!

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Which painter always had a very bad cold?
Vincent Van Cough

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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase. Then I could unzip your genes.

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Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?

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Really Funny One Liners
Read those really good short jokes and find yourself laughing like a hyena.

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Don't drink water, fish have sеx in it.

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If i get 51 kickass votes i have to fuск a hоокеr!

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Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.

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One-Liner Jokes Attitude Jokes

A tree house is the biggest insult to a tree.
"Here, I killed your friend. Hold him."

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I never forget my son's first words... "Where the heck have you been for 16 years?"

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She's single if her man can't beat you up.

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"Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart ". Does that mean Iron Man is the most beautiful person on earth?

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There is just one thing I absolutely must take out with me whenever I go gаy clubbing. A baseball bat

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There's no "I" in "team" but there are 5 in "individual brilliance".

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Being in a relationship is like riding a bike, but the bike is on fire and everything around you is on fire because you're in hеll.

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The only dates I get these days are software updates.

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What does Jon Venables and Liverpool united have in common? You'll never walk alone.

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It’s a good thing farts aren’t “contagious” like yawns.

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Question on Facebook:
“What do you do with the white ball once you drank the mozzarella?”

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I will never forget my dad’s last words:
“Will you stop playing with the bow, Nicholas?!”

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One-Liner Jokes Dark Humor Jokes

Do not go to the bathroom in a dream. It’s a trap!

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What is white and flies up?
A rетаrdеd snowflake

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Man attempted to hijack a bus full of Japanese tourists. The police has 3756 photos of him.

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One-Liner Jokes Police Officer Jokes Japanese Jokes

Math book. The only place where it’s normal to have 21 melons and suddenly eat twelve of them.

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One-Liner Jokes Math Jokes

It’s hard, being a cop in Alaska. You have to ask things like “What were you doing on the night from 15th December till 15th January?”

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Why are you smiling?
Well I just made a test and I'm not pregnant.
That's wonderful, Harold!

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