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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hеll in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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What did the man with the one hand do?
He went to the second hand shop!
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Which painter always had a very bad cold?
Vincent Van Cough
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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase. Then I could unzip your genes.
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Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
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Really Funny One Liners
Read those really good short jokes and find yourself laughing like a hyena.
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Don't drink water, fish have sеx in it.
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If i get 51 kickass votes i have to fuск a hоокеr!
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Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.
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A tree house is the biggest insult to a tree.
"Here, I killed your friend. Hold him."
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I never forget my son's first words... "Where the heck have you been for 16 years?"
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She's single if her man can't beat you up.
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"Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart ". Does that mean Iron Man is the most beautiful person on earth?
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There is just one thing I absolutely must take out with me whenever I go gаy clubbing. A baseball bat
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There's no "I" in "team" but there are 5 in "individual brilliance".
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Being in a relationship is like riding a bike, but the bike is on fire and everything around you is on fire because you're in hеll.
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The only dates I get these days are software updates.
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What does Jon Venables and Liverpool united have in common? You'll never walk alone.
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It’s a good thing farts aren’t “contagious” like yawns.
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Моцарелата е супер напитка, ама като я изпиеш, остават едни сферични бели топчета, които не знам за какво са Хороший напиток моцарелла! Но когда его допьешь, остаются эти смешные белые шарики. И что с ними делать? - Вие какво правите с бялото топче в пакетчето, след като изпиете моцарелата? А что делать с белыми шариками, когда допьешь моцареллу?
Question on Facebook:
“What do you do with the white ball once you drank the mozzarella?”
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- Иванчо, какви бяха последните думи на дядо ти? I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt! I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?” Ik zal nooit de laatste woorden van mijn opa aan mij vergeten vlak voordat hij stierf. Houd je de ladder nog steeds vast?
I will never forget my dad’s last words:
“Will you stop playing with the bow, Nicholas?!”
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Ако видите тоалетна, докато спите, не я ползвайте! If you see a toilet in your dreams, do not use it! Никогда не используй туалет во сне, это ловушка!
Do not go to the bathroom in a dream. It’s a trap!
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What is white and flies up?
A rетаrdеd snowflake
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Man attempted to hijack a bus full of Japanese tourists. The police has 3756 photos of him.
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Math book. The only place where it’s normal to have 21 melons and suddenly eat twelve of them.
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It’s hard, being a cop in Alaska. You have to ask things like “What were you doing on the night from 15th December till 15th January?”
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Why are you smiling?
Well I just made a test and I'm not pregnant.
That's wonderful, Harold!
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