One-Liner Jokes

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I held the door open for a feminist last month. The trial date is February 12.

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I have lost my mind!
And I'm pretty sure my kids took it!

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I just did a week's worth of cardio...
... all after walking into a spider web.

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You know your doctor is too old when you look at the framed diploma on his wall and realize his Hippocratic oath was signed by Hippocrates!

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“Suicidal Twin kills sister by accident!!!”

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit

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Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you're not a рussy.

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Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?
She had three men giving her directions.

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What do you call a tube with a degree?
A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern bar with thongs?
The Gaza Sтriр Club

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Can't wait for summer so I can stop complaining about how cold it is and start complaining on how hot it is.

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Ad outside a store specializing in jeans-wear:
"Ladies have fits upstairs".

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Did you hear about the blind man who took a hammer and saw?

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Why were all the ink spots crying?
Their father was in the pen.

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If a wife is called the 'better half', then what is a husband called?

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You've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find the handsome prince...
But he probably isn't going to be interested in some frog-kisser.

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Confusius say,man who lives in glass house must dress in basement.

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Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

Saw my old car yesterday. It is a Rolls Canarly.
It rolls down one hill and canarly make up the the other.

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"Men are mean to their friends just like women are nice to their enemies."
~Lisa Simpson

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Did you hear about the guy who was wanted by a bank?
He was in debt with them, so he was wanted, "Debtor Alive"!

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One-Liner Jokes