One-Liner Jokes

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I really need to stop blaming autocorrect and face the fact that I can't spill.

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A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies,
"No, just having a shiт."

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Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.

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That awkward moment when you tickle someone who isn't ticklish

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They say marriages are made in heaven, “well," so are lightning and thunder!

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Marriage and Family Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Why did the Walkers not bite Glen in the Coffee Shop?
The Zombies were busy taking a selfie.

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How to stop drinking вееr..?
Ans. Start whiskey.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I woke up to a surprise вlоwjов this morning… I should really start sleeping with my mouth closed.

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Definition of preface: What you looked like before plastic surgery.

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I had an uncle who was allergic to cotton...
He got some pills for the condition but couldn't get them out of the bottle.

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Poor old Bob sent his photograph off to a Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely

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What can you break without touching?
Promise.

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One-Liner Jokes

A feminist once asked me, “What’s your view on lеsвiаns?”
I said, “1080p.”

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One-Liner Jokes

Ham and eggs: a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Boy: Do you have fever?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!

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Promises are like babies Fun to make , but hеll to deliver.

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I'm in a good place right now... not emotionally. I'm just at the liquor store.

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What does a cannibal use for a menu?
A phone book

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What do you call a guy in a pile of leaves?
Russell!!! (The Name)

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One-Liner Jokes

If life doesn't scare the shiт out of you, you're doing it wrong.

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One-Liner Jokes