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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
Pythagoras
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Math is hard.
15 + 15 is thirty, but
16 + 16 is thirty too.
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix... Don't drink and Derive.
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If I had a quarter for every math test I've failed...
I'd have seventy two cents. 😞
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Did you know tall people are usually bad at math?
... cus it’s the little things that count
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My fiends not very smart, he got 100 bottles of 1% milk. Guy from the math equation you know. Duмваss.
Didn’t even buy 50 2% milk gallons.
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Math teachers are pretty obsessed with many to one functions.
For correct representation of оrgiеs.
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What dose a math teacher say to student getting a car
Make sure you get a good modal
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Why did the ameoba fail its math test?
Because it thought multiplication was the same as division.
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How come Jedi can only do math with fractions?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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A boy rushes home to his dad
Dad dad I got a 100 on my math tests
That's great son can I see?
See look, two 50's makes 100
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Why did Trump get a score in the math unit of Warton School of Finance?
Because he said all the numbers he didn't like were not real numbers they were fake and imaginary numbers.
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A CEO needs help with a math problem so he asks his secretary to come into his office.
“If I were to give you 12% of $190,000, how much would you take off?” He asked.
She replied “everything but my earrings.”
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What did the math team say when they were being beaten?
We 4/5
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I texted my college girlfriend to tell her how guilty I felt about cheating. She replied saying she was so relieved because she had been cheating on me with a guy in her dorm.
I was talking about my math exam.
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Why do detectives who are really good at math get fustrated when they can't solve a case?
Because things don't add up.
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Compile math puns!
Give me all your math puns, it's integral!
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When it comes to math and science, it’s a stereotype to assume that Asians are always right
They could be Wong too
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A basic girl was struggling with her math class,
Its the thot that counts
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How did the schizophrenic do on their math test?
They passed with flying colors.
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Another math formula you dont remember from school: Cole's Law
Cabbage + mayo
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What type of math does John Deere do?
Prime tractorization
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What did the math slаvе pick on the plantation?
Cot-tan
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I’m very good at math but I’m not as good with numbers.
But hey, at least I got 11/10 on a maths test one time.
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My math teacher says Fractions are a little difficult
But honestly figuring out where the Numerator goes is over the top
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My math teacher used to tell me "there's 3 types of people in this world...
Those that are good at math and those that aren't"
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I ran into an old math teacher the other day and I guess he was astonished at how well I'd turned out
He asked "Look at you! How did you do it?"
I said "I used that old formula, 'Me' times 'I Can'."
And he replied "Is that why you're wearing a serape?"
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States would make a lot more revenue if they taxed people who don't understand math or basic probability.
Oh wait. I forgot about the lottery.
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I tried asking a hot girl out yesterday...
She said she had a boyfriend.
I said I had a math test.
Puzzled, she asked what I meant
I responded "I thought we were naming things to cheat on!"
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Why couldn't the Lutheran math student steal the answers from his classmate?
According to 7th commandment, it was considered an ✓((1/2 i e^(-i x) - 1/2 i e^(i x))^2 )...
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I have a math genius co-worker,
And everyone seems to think he is a co-median.
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When people ask me why i am fат, i say its because i work with pie
I am a math teacher
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I told my math teacher I was freezing cold and he told me to go stand in the corner of the classroom.
Because it was 90 degrees.
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A kid from England walks into an classroom in America.
Kid: Is this maths?
Teacher: No, this is math.
Kid: Ah, so you don't do multiples here.
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Worst math joke I know.
Two students sit in a geometry class.
One says to the other "I'm cold!"
The other says "go sit in the corner."
"Why?" replies the first.
"Because its 90 degrees!"
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The only school shooting I do.
Is hеrоin in math class.
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Math book. The only place where it’s normal to have 21 melons and suddenly eat twelve of them.
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Why do mathematicians tend to marry larger women?
Because they like curves.
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Blocked & repoted
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