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Educated people are hot. Why? Because they have more degrees

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Why are people with diamond shoes so bad for the environment?
They have a big carbon footprint...

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Did you hear about the science experiment where they successfully transferred human DNA into a dog?
They say the scientist spent too much time in the lab.

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If you want to destroy science, you are a fundamentalist; if you want to destroy spiritual theology, you are a scientist; if you want to destroy both, you are
Nietzsche

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A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue...
... And were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.

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The other day, I tried to put some fog in a jar for a science poject
Lets just say i мisт.

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I used to have a science teacher
That used to throw dissected hearts at students and shout "Heart Attack!"

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They told me I before E except after C...
But after doing some research, there’s no science in it.

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You think science is not so fashionable?
Have you seen Neil deGrasse' tie, son?

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True story: Friend accidently insults friend
After learning about chromosomes in science, I asked someone how many chromosomes they had. Their friend then said
"More than you"

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I made a homemade bomb for my science fair project two years ago
I guess I did well. The judges were blown away

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I used to make jokes about science
But they got no reaction...

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Went to the beach the other day and I ran into my science teacher. She was there with her sister being buried in the sand. Her entire body was covered except one spot and that’s when she yelled...
“Hey! Get Mitosis”

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So my science teacher asked what kind of beetle can swim the best so I replied Paul of course, after all he is the walrus.
Coo coo ca chu

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None of my friends seemed very impressed when I told them I hooked up with my high school science teacher.
I swear it is so much harder trying to fit in when you are homeschooled.

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I'm not saying my acne was bad at school, but when one boy asked the science teacher how many planets there were in the galaxy...
The teacher said,
"Less than there are on his face."

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I don't have any good science related jokes to tell
Because most of the good jokes argon

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Why is faith greater than science?
Science made buildings and planes but faith brought them together.

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The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major.
It's not rocket science.

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- So, what is your zodiac sign?
- Dinosaur.
- But that one don't even exist.
- None of them exist

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Sodium (Na) • Highly reactive explodes in contact with water. Chlorine (CI) • poisonous/deadly gas. Sodium chloride (NaCI) • Food preservative and Flavoring agent.

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Biologists are just a bunch of cells that talk about other cells

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Dead Batteries! Free of Charge!

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Albert Einstein - Everything is relative. Charles Darwin - Everyone's a relative.

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Hey do you like chemistry? NaBrOz

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Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?

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MOlybdenum THorium ERbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium ERbium

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A meteorologist walks into a millibar. He left quickly because he didn't like the atmosphere.

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