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Titanium is a right old sluт. It combines with just about anything when it gets in a heat.
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What is so great about nitrates? You get double the pay of the dayrates.
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I got this fantastic book about helium. It is impossible to lay down.
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All this arguing whether the glass is half full or half empty is futile. It is always full, only in varying ratios of liquid and gas.
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What do you get when you replace the carbon atoms with iron in a benzene ring? A ferrous wheel!
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Neutron goes into a house of ill repute and enjoys the company of a particularly seductive girl. When he’s leaving and asks how much he should pay, she smiles at him, batting her eyelids and breathes, “For you, there’s no charge.”
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What is Beethoven’s favourite element? Sodium! Na na na naaa!What is hydrophobic? A person suffering from an irrational fear of utility bills.
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Do you know the formula for sodium hydride? NaH…
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What is CH2O? Seawater of course!
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What does Santa say when you leave him traditional Christmas sherry? HOH-HOH-HOH thank you so much!!!
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How come Iron Man is a woman? Because Fe-Male.
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What is a girl’s best friend in potentia? Carbon.
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What was a cation doing up a tree? It had been driven up there by a dogion.
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It’s never a good idea to ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich…
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Hydrogen accosts oxygen:
“Hey you, you stole my electron!”
“No! Are you certain?!”
“I’m вlооdy positive!”
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H2O is just a shorter way to write HIJKLMNO.
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What amino acid is most favoured by pirates? Arrrrginine!
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What compound a pessimist cannot live without? Nitrous oxide!
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A nerdy chemist walks out of an examination and smugly announces to all her friends:
“It couldn’t have been more basic if it had pH -15!”
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I keep hearing that alcohol and driving should never go together, so what’s with the cars that run on ethanol?
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I told my girlfriend a really good joke about cobalt, radon and yttrium. She said it was CoRnY.
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If you wished to be discreet and inoffensive to the ladies of polite society, how would you write diarrhea? (CO(NH2)2)2Water said to oleic acid that they cannot be together. Oleic acid still thinks it is because she’s fат.
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Sodium (Na) • Highly reactive explodes in contact with water. Chlorine (CI) • poisonous/deadly gas. Sodium chloride (NaCI) • Food preservative and Flavoring agent.
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Hey do you like chemistry? NaBrOz
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MOlybdenum THorium ERbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium ERbium
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My friend studying in Canada sent me this. Organic Chemistry is his favorite and everyone attends all the classes
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