Chemistry Jokes

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Why is it not a good idea to get romantically involved with a hemiacetal? Because he is seriously unstable and always has some alcohol.

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My experiment blew up, annihilating the entire lab. But that’s life, oxidants happen.

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Two atoms are walking along when one says, “Hey, somebody just stole my electron!”
“Are you sure?” asks the other electron.
“Yeah, I’m positive!”

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What to do with a chemist who’s gotten sick? If you can’t curium and you can’t helium, find a good spot to barium.

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Sometimes, Cesium and Iodine get together and watch telly. CSI is their preference.

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What is H2O4? It’s for drinking, washing, gargling… you name it.

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So when a king farts, does that make it a noble gas?

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Telling chemistry jokes is only for the brave. Often, you get no reaction.

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Everybody knows H2O is the formula for water. But what about ice? H2O2!

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Cole’s Law – mostly about cabbage, really.

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Photons have a big advantage at airport check-ins. They are travelling light.

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I went to the crappest party of my life yesterday. It was deathly dull and should have been called an Ode to Bohrium.

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A new element was found and added to the periodic table recently. It is called Unobtanium and is naturally found in small, flexible green and white rectangles called bills.

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What is a chemist’s solution to times of hunger? Titrations.

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What is an acid with a serious attitude problem?
A-mean-oh-acid

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Have you got a problem? Call in a chemist. They can always come up with a good solution.

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Because of its high reactivity, the slogan “If you can’t join ‘em, barium” was suggested.

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What’s so great about ammonia? Personally, I find it pretty base.

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What did water say to sodium? I think you’re overreacting.

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I blame the Avengers. My female colleague spent quite a while yesterday eyeing up the Thorium.

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