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Science and Religion have to coexist because science can make a bomb,
But you do need a religious person to set it off.

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How do you hide money from a Republican?
Put it in a science textbook.

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Mike Pence doesn't believe in science
But he wants to use electricity to turn fruits into vegetables

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"Science gives us airplanes and skyscrapers..."
"But it's faith that brings them together."

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If I was being subjective, I'd say the greatest science fiction show of all time was Doctor Who, but if I was being objective...
I'd say it was Doctor Whom.

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Faith vs Science
I’m not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I’ve seen what it can do to skyscrapers.

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I didnt really like my science teacher
There was no chemistry between us.

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A science teacher asked his class "Would you like to hear a Chemistry joke?"
They said "Na"

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When it comes to math and science, it’s a stereotype to assume that Asians are always right
They could be Wong too

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A mountain was next to another mountain..
An earthquake happens and one of the mountains say..
"It wasn't my fault!"
Credit to my awesome science teacher

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I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.
Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

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What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other?
Cyber boolean

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There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science
0: Naming things
1: Cache invalidation
2: Off by one errors

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My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs
The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.

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The Higgs Воsом Particle (xpost from /r/science)
The Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church, and the priest says to him, "sorry, we don't allow Higgs bosons here." The Higgs boson replies,
"But without me, you can't have mass!"

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Where can you find the best view of scenery
In space. It will leave you breathless and speechless
Hope this one hits science geeks hard

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Why did the computer science student drop out?
He just couldn't hack it.

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What do you call a nap in computer science class?
A CS-ta

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I don't care for computer science.
Not one bit.

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The first day of school I signed up for English, Math, Science and Language.
The rest, as they say, was History.

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