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We need to make the little things count;
Teach the midgets math.

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Make little things count they say.
Henceforth I will be teaching midgets some math.

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Genie: you have three wishes
Me: make math go away
Genie: ok, that one's on the house
Me: yay, so I still get three wishes?
Genie: huh?

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I think my math teacher works for the CIA...
He always wants to put radicals in isolation.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class?
Her algae bra

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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Why are Chinese kids so good at math?
Because their dog doesn’t eat their homework

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I found out what that math teacher with graph paper from yesterday’s joke was plotting....
... Weapons of math instruction.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?
X always equals 10

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Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion.

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A new study shows that the majority of humans alive today are better at math than Albert Einstein.
Because he's dead.

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With Toilet Paper about to be the standard curreny of the apocalypse, Toilet Paper Math is about to get a whole lot more complex!
1 Jumbo Roll = 3 Deer Pelts

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It was really romantic to see an 85 year old man and 77 year old woman who were a couple for 65 years.
It was horrifying when I did the math.

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Why didn’t the math professor teach during the summer?
She needed a tan

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Some jokes I came up with when I was 10-13 years old
*what does Santa want for Christmas? Ное Ное Hoes
*what do hunters like to do? Shoot birds
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*what did the tree say when the math teacher passed by? Gee-I'm-a-tree

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A bird flew into my math classroom today.
It must've wanted to learn geome-tree.

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Bad math joke time.
For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.
I went from 0 to 2π.
I went absolutely nowhere.

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Geometry is a lot like algebra, language arts, and french
Its like algebra because it has a lot of math,
Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,
And its like french because I don't understand it.

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The first day of school I signed up for English, Math, Science and Language.
The rest, as they say, was History.

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So my math teacher asked me to do an initial value problem...
... And I said,
"Y Naught?"

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