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My math teacher's joke she told us
So, in math class my teacher told us a joke that goes like this: knock knock who's there? interrupting starfish interrup-(places hand on other person's face) we laughed so hard at the teacher's reaction.
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On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month
This is ridiculous!
How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!
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Teacher: class let’s do math.
Teacher: so bob has 25 candy bars he eats 10. What does bob have
Student: 15 CANDY BARS
Teacher: no bob has diabetes.
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Why did hiтlеr fail his math exam
He couldn't finish the final solution
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My Indian engineering teacher told us this today
Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."
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What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot
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How does a mathematician get tan? – sin/cos.
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I had a conversation with a Möbius sтriр. – It was one-sided.
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I wanna tell you a scary math joke but i’m 2 squared to tell you
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An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said:
“you mathematicians don’t know your limits.”
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8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?’ Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
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A mathematician couldn’t remember if he had been with his girlfriend for 1 year or 2.
But he knew it was
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What did the math teacher say to Dracula after he failed the math test?
"Can't you Count Dracula?"
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“It’s no good, sir,” said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher, ‘I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.”
“Goes in both ears and out the other?” asked the puzzled teacher, “but you only have two ears, son.”
“You see, sir,” I’m no good at math, either!”
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Im not that good in algebra but I know that I+U=69
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It’s not Politically Correct to say Lottery players are sтuрid or rетаrdеd.
They are “Mathematically Challenged.”
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One day a math teacher and his brother were out golfing. The brother was to tee off first and just before he swung he yelled "4!!” The math teacher was up next and just before he swung he yelled, "Square root of 64 divided by two!!"
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Why did the nerd eat the fifth grader's math test??
Because it was a peace of cake!!
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An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are you doing?” he asked. “We need to know the height of the flagpole,” said one, “and we’re discussing the formulas we might use to calculate it.” “Watch!” said the English professor. He pulled the pole from its fitting, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said, “Exactly 24 feet.” Then he replaced the pole and walked away. “English professor!” sneer the mathematician, “We ask him for the height, and he gives us the length.”
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Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your x.
She is not coming back
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