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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

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Shut up, will you?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

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Look, if crying doesn't solve the problem, then maybe I'm just not the person you should be asking.

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I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes.

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I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

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I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%.

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Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.

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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

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If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

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Are my undiеs showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"

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You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.

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I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just nuts.

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When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly.

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Is yur name Atilla cuz you can be my hun anytime!

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Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries

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I like to finish other people's sentences because... my version is better.

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

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Anyone who says "good morning" on a Monday is a sociopath.

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I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.

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White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope.

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If procrastionation was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.

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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

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My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy.

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Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

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I'm black in complexion, not dark in color.

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When I said "I was afraid of the dentist", I meant the bill.

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We must pay for the mistakes of our youth… at the drugstore.

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Our conscience is clear- we don't use it.

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I'm not trying to boss you around just do what I say.

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