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Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
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What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn’t opened her present yet.
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""I work with animals,"" the guy says to his Tinder date. ""That's so sweet,"" she replies. ""I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"" ""I'm a butcher,"" he says.
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What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
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You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
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Why was the lереr hockey game canceled? It was because of a face-off in the corner.
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its вuтт.
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What’s the special dish in a restaurant for cannibals? Heads, shoulders, knees, and toes
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Why are friends a lot like snow? If you рее on them, they disappear.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
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Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
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My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
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Happy 60th birthday. At last, you can live undisturbed by life insurance agents!
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to hit you. That's the punch line.
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The cemetery is so crowded. People are just dying to get in.
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I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
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I know a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
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I childproofed my house. Somehow they still got in!
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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
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Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst.
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People with Covid have no taste!
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My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.
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I heard Sony is coming out with a new video game console to help us get through the pandemic. It's called the Plaguestation 5.
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I’ve stopped making jokes about Covid to my brother. They flu over his head.
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I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
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I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
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My daughter asked me how stars die. ""Usually an overdose,"" I told her.
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What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
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What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral? Not a word.
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Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
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The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
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Since the pandemic started, my husband just stands there sadly looking through the window. I should probably go let him inside.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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Yo mama so dамn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly аss вiтсh".
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