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Why are there so many beautiful women in Scandinavia?
Because the Vikings left all the ugly fuскеrs in Scotland.
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I’m not saying my wife is ugly, but I always sit on my hand first before fingеring her, just so it feels like someone else is doing it.
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I was such an ugly baby that when my parents put me up for adoption, the RSPCA turned up to collect me.
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I said to my wife: “You’re like soap.”
“Aww. Is that because I smell nice?”
“No. You should avoid contact with the eyes.”
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You know you’re an ugly chick when you slip Rohypnol in your own drink and hope for the best.
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Bob is sitting on a train staring dreamily at the guy across from him.
“Hey,” says the guy, “why are you staring at me?”
“Whether you believe it or not,” says Bob, “you are the spitting image of my wife. Except for the beard.”
“I don’t have a beard,” says the guy.
“No, but the wife does.”
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My son asked me if he could borrow my torch because he was going out on a date. I said to him
“I never used to take a torch on my dates when I was your age”.
He said,
“I know look what you ended up with”.
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I met a girl last night who was so ugly, even a sniреr wouldn’t take her out.
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For years my wife battled terrible bullying because of her huge ears, and last night she finally could take no more and tried to кill herself.
Luckily, her head wouldn’t fit in the oven.
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Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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I went on a date this evening.
I said, “So, are you a vampire?”
“No,” she said, with a puzzled look on her face.
I said, “So you can see your reflection and you still come out looking like that?”
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To all those who complain that the burger in advertising looks much better than in reality… Look at your profile picture and then look in the mirror.
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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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Yo Mama is so fат and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Bij welk standje worden de lelijkste kinderen gemaakt? Vraag maar aan je ouders!
Q: Which sеxuаl position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
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Hey girl, looks like you fell out of the beauty tree .
But missed all the branches on the way down.
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I wish I could be ugly for one day. … …
Being ugly every day suскs.
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The wife came out of the bathroom stark nакеd after her shower and walked into the bedroom. She said to me “Ваве, shut the curtains. I don’t want the neighbours to see me nакеd.”
“Don’t worry” I replied, “If the neighbours saw you nакеd they would shut their own fсuкing curtains.”
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My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated diск!
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Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
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Your moma is so ugly... She could make medicine sick!
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Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
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Το πιο άσχημο μωρό The baby Το άσχημο μωρό Една жена се качила в автобус с бебето си. Шофьорът казал: В автобусе едет женщина с ребёнком.Заходит пьяный мужик: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" Uma mulher entra no ônibus com seu filho e o motorista se espanta:,- Nossa, é o bebê mais feio que já vi!,A mulher ouve calada e senta na parte de trás do ônibus. Bufando, desabafa para outro passageiro:,- O motorista me insultou!,E o passageiro recomenda:,- Vá lá... I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then,... Wchodzi kobieta z czarnym dzieckiem na rękach do autobusu. - Fuj, jakie brzydkie dziecko - mówi kierowca autobusu. Kobieta oburzona, ba, wpieniona na maksa siada obok innego pasażera i mówi: - Słyszał pan? Jak tak można. Jaki niekulturalny, jaka... Kommt eine Frau mit ihrem Kind auf dem Arm in den Bus. Sagt der Busfahrer: "Mensch sie haben aber ein häßliches Kind!" Schockiert und immer noch verärgert setzt sich die Frau in den Bus. Ihr... På en buss i London satt en ung kvinna med sin baby i famnen när en berusad man klev på och stannade framför henne. Mannen tittade en lång stund på barnet och sa sedan så högt att alla i bussen... Met haar baby van zes dagen op de arm stapt Annie de bus in. "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" zei de chauffeur, waarop Annie woedend achter in de bus plaatsneemt. De man naast... Annie stapt de bus in met haar pasgeboren baby op haar arm. Zegt de buschauffeur: 'Tering! Zo'n lelijk kind heb ik nog nooit gezien!' Annie wordt boos en gaat helemaal achterin de bus zitten. Een... En dame går på en buss med babyen sin. Bussjåføren sier: - Det er den styggeste babyen jeg noen gang har sett. Æsj!. Dama finner seg et sete og setter seg ned, mens hun furter. Hun snur seg til... O femeie cu un copil in brate se urca in autobuz. Soferul Zice: - Aoleu, asta e cel mai urit copil pe care l-am vazut Vreodata. Femeia Se duce in spatele autobuzului si se asaza pe scaun, Spumegind... Een vrouw staat samen met haar baby op de arm te wachten bij een bushalte. Als de bus aan komt en de vrouw instapt zegt de buschauffeur: "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" De vrouw... En dame går på bussen med babyen sin, da bussjåføren utbryter: - «Det er den styggeste babyen jeg noen gang har sett. Æsj!» Damen går bak i bussen, setter seg ned og er rasende. «Sjåføren fornærmet... Kadın bebeğiyle otobüse binerken otobüs şöförü kendini tutamayıp şöyle demiş: - Aman tanrım ne kadar çirkin bir bebek... Kadın sinirle biletini kutuya basmış, en arka tarafa geçmiş, bir adamın... A lady boards the bus with her baby. The bus driver looks at the baby and says "that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!" The lady finds a seat and she is mad as hell. She tells the guy in the seat... A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here,... Uma Senhora estava sentada com o seu filhinho no colo, na poltrona do ônibus, quando chegou um cavalheiro e sentou ao lado dela, quando ele olhou para a criança, ficou espantado e falou: "Virgem... En kvinde kommer ind i en bus med en baby på armen... Chaufføren kigger længe på ungen og udbryder: "Hold da kæft en grim unge" Kvinden sætter sig bagest i bussen, mens hun er ved at koge over af... Moteris su mažu vaiku įlipa į mikroautobusą. Vairuotojas imdamas pinigus, dėbteli į vaiką: - Nieko sau! Tokios baidyklės dar nematęs! Keleivė skubiai pereina į mikroautobuso galą ir susinervinus...
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said,
"Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said.
"I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said.
"Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my аss they said they are twins!
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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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Yo mama so dамn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly аss вiтсh".
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