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You're so fake, you're made in China.

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Insult: Fuск you!
Comeback: No thanks, I don't want hеrреs.

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When your mum calls you a son of a b*tch say hеll yes i am

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You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?

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If everyone was like you the human race would lose faith in the world.

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He's a few clowns short of a circus.

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You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

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If laughter is the best medicine, every hospital bed should have a picture of your face on the end of them.

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What does ur brain and ur diск have in common? They're both tiny

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Hey I'd Slap You But I Don't Wanna Make Your Face Look Any Better. Kickass If It Makes Sense

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When people are being jerks to you say-- Got a problem with me, solve it. - Think I'm tripping, tie my shoes. - Can't stand me, sit the fuск down.- Can't face me, turn the fuск around.

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Me: Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: I Don't Know Can You?
Me: Mean Either I'll Tell You When I Come Back

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Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.

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Coach:(after pep talk) Remember gang, there's no "I" in team
Me: But there is "M E"

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Where did you buy your stupidity? Or it was given for free and you took an overdose?

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Jеrк: You're such a rетаrd.
Me: Stop talking about yourself you selfish рriск.

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Annoying рriск: Do you like diск? HAHAHA!
Me: If I wanted to see a diск, I'd look at your face!

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Gаy boy;your a fail
You;so was your moms abortion

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Idiот: You're a wimp
Me: You're the best person imaginable
Idiot: Do you really mean that?
Me: I thought we were just saying the complete opposite of reality

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What does "Marine" stand for?
Muscles are required; intellegence not expected.

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Teacher: With all the talking I hear, I assume you're done with your work?
Me: With all the b*tching you do, I assume you're still single?

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Your parents should be locked up for crimes against human nature!

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Teacher: I'm calling your mother
Me: You can't
Teacher: Why not?
Me: Cause' she died
Me: But don't worry. When I die, I will go to heaven and tell her that!
Teacher: But what if she is in Неll?
Me: You go visit her then

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Bully: Hey why do you have a high pitch. Is it because of your small di*k?
Guy: Well, at least my pitch is higher than your future

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What sеxuаl positions make the ugliest babies?
I don't know -- ask Yo' Mama.

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Yo' Mama is so old, Cleopatra signed her high school yearbook, "BFF."

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she puts McDonald's dollar meals on layaway.

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Your mama's like a roller coaster... She has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so busted, each tooth has a sign saying, "One mile to the next tooth."

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she left her car at a stop sign because it never changed to "go."

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What's the difference between a pair of new jeans and Yo' Mama?
New jeans are always tight.

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Guy: Youre gаy Me: Sir I am straighter than the pole your mom dances on Whole class: ooooohhhhh

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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to look up to see what's going down.

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I am not saying she's a whоrе, but she's been pounded more than a mystery box in Mario

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Is your аss jealous of the amount of shiт that just came out of your mouth?

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