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If you watch Godzilla backwards
It's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.

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Which dinosaur named all the others?
The Thesaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food?
A connoisaur

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TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts.
It was from the Triassic period.

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How scared was the dinosaur?
Petrified.

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Did you hear about the cross dressing dinosaur?
He decided to try Sarah's tops.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?
A reptile dysfunction.
Thank high me for that one.

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What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea?
A Tea-rex.
My 5 year old likes to tell me this. It makes me chuckle.

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Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff
As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,
'Oh, was that today?'

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One from my 3yo - why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To eat the chicken

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Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park
Everyone is just there to watch me eat.

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Why don't dinosaur talk?
They are already dead.

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What dinosaur is known by many names
A Thesaurus

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Millions of years ago there was a dinosaur empowerment movement called "dino-might."
It blew up over night.

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What do you call a dinosaur that likes to work out?
Tricepsaresore

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I was looking for the head of a dinosaur but...
It was a fossil arm

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What do you call a dinosaur that wont move?
A STAYgosaurus (it doesnt really work but ya know you better laught :B)

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Why did the dinosaur that overdosed on a steroid die?
It took a large one, the rest is history.

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What was the tastiest dinosaur to have roamed the Earth?
Steakosaurus

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What do you say to invite a dinosaur to brunch?
“Tea, Rex?”

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What kind of dinosaur has multiple ways of saying the same thing?
A Thesaurus

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I thought I had found a dinosaur leg
But fossil arm.

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?
The tyranno-sorest rex

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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One dinosaur said,
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"

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