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Can a сrаррy dinosaur joke get a laugh?
You bet Jurassican.

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What's another word for dinosaur?
Thesaurus

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Upon reexamination, groundbreaking research suggests a new theory of dinosaur extinction
Traffic accidents. Amongst the thousands of dinosaurs unearthed, not one has been found wearing a seat belt.

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What do you call a dinosaur who lost their gold?
A dinosr

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What dinosaur has the best teeth?
A flossiraptor.

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!
*Sorry if its lame but my niece just told it and i fell laughing*

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What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?
Comet.
EDIT: I honestly thought this was a bad joke but thanks for the upvotes anyway! Keep sending them in!

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So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid
Guess that makes it Priustoric

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Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?
A Flossiraptor

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.

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What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer

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A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.

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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Doyouthinkysaraus.

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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.

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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.

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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!

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Jack:
"What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill:
"I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack:
"Prontosaurus."

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