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Yo mama is so fат she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Yo mama so fат she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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What do you call a gаy dinosoaur? Mega-Soar-Ass
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Диносауруси Wie starben die Dinosaurier aus? Sie machten sich über Chuck Norris lustig.
A meteor did not кill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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They have traced the Gаy Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Q: Why did dinosaurs have sеx under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of рussy wet!
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.
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Q: What do you call a lеsвiаn dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopuss.
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