Skip to main content

  • Home
  • Categories
  • Popular
  • Funny pictures
  • Most Popular Jokes
  • Latest Jokes
  • Jokes about Women
  • Religion jokes
  • Office and Work Jokes
  • Gross Jokes
  • Sports Jokes
  • School Jokes
  • Marriage and Family Jokes
  • Kids Jokes
  • Medical and Doctor Jokes
  • Dark Humor Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes
  • Animal Jokes
  • Dirty jokes
  • Chuck Norris Jokes
  • Donald Trump Jokes
  • Drinking and Drunk Jokes
  • Putin Jokes
  • Sex Jokes
  • Christmas Jokes
  • Jewish Jokes
  • Police Officer Jokes
  • Weed Jokes
  • Old People Jokes
  • Mother-in-Law Jokes
  • Masturbation jokes
  • Political Jokes
  • Vulgar jokes
  • Genie jokes
  • Aviation Jokes
  • Nurse jokes
  • Psychology and Psychiatry Jokes
  • Knock-knock jokes
  • Scottish Jokes
  • Soccer Jokes
  • Lawyer Jokes
  • Dad Jokes
  • Gynecology Jokes
  • Rude Jokes
Вицове за голф Golf jokes Golfwitze Español Русский Français Italiano Ελληνικά Македонски Türkçe Українська Português Polski Golfskämt Golf moppen Vittigheder - Golf Golfvitser Golfvitsit Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
My Jokes Edit Profile Logout
  1. Home
  2. Golf jokes

Golf jokes

Most popular in this category
The best golf stroke ever
1 0
0
Donald Trump Jokes Golf jokes
Why do Catholic priests like golf?
Because most of the holes are under 18.
0 0
0
Golf jokes
Why do married men love golf so much?
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
0 0
0
Golf jokes
There is only one sport in which I can get a high score.
It's golf.
0 0
0
Golf jokes
Why couldn't the computer play golf?...
... Because it had the wrong Driver
0 0
0
Golf jokes
A couple walk Into the clubhouse after a round of golf.
The pro asks "how was you round?" The husband says "it was good but my wife got stung by a bee".
"Where did she get stung?"
"Between the first and second hole". The pro says "well her stance was too wide."
0 0
0
Golf jokes
A lady runs up to a golf pro giving a lesson ...
... and says "Help! I've just been stung by a bee!". The golf pro asks where. The lady says "Between the first and second holes." The pro says,
"Well, I can tell you right now your stance is way too wide."
0 0
0
Golf jokes
I got in to a gun fight with a mexican at a golf club.
I shot a hole in Juan.
0 0
0
Mexican jokes Golf jokes
What do you Get when you Swallow a Golf ball?
A Colon 1.
0 0
0
Golf jokes
Why do middle age men like golf
They're good at finishing in few strokes
0 0
0
Golf jokes
Why do old people love golf?
It’s all about getting the least strokes
0 0
0
Old People Jokes Golf jokes
What STD Does Tiger Woods have?
Golf clap
0 0
0
Golf jokes
If you're a tall person and someone asks you if you play basketball
Ask them if they play mini golf
0 0
0
Golf jokes
Leggs pantyhose and the Richard Pryor estate are hosting a golf tournament.
It's called the Pryor Leggs Open.
0 0
0
Golf jokes
You got gonnorhea from Tiger Woods?
*Golf clap.*
0 0
0
Golf jokes
I was playing golf paired with a chimney sweep the other day. I said to him "Whats your handicap?"
He replied "Central Heating"
0 0
0
Golf jokes
My ex GF was like a good game of golf.
All holes subpar.
0 0
0
Golf jokes
I was playing golf with my girlfriend when she got stung by a wasp between the 1st and 2nd hole.
I told her that her stance was too wide.
(Credit to u/tooshiftyforyou)
0 0
0
Golf jokes
I tried to get into golf recently but I soon quit because everyone was so mean to me.
They kept asking me what my handicap was.
0 0
0
Golf jokes
Two guys in home depot start talking
One said "I wish there was a sтuрid store that bro dad's go to to make сrаррy one hole mini golf courses we could watch them stumble around not knowing anything"
The other said "dude that's lowe"
0 0
0
Golf jokes
What did Tiger Woods give his mistress?
Golf clap
0 0
0
Golf jokes
So I was practicing driving at a golf course the other day…
And some security guard had the nerve to tell me that cars aren’t allowed on the green!
0 0
0
Golf jokes
Played my first round of golf today. Apparently played a lot like OJ Simpson
I’m a natural slicer
0 0
0
Golf jokes
Tiger woods was being interviewed about his dalliances
Reporter: How many women did you sleep with?
Tiger: nine.
Reporter: Wow that half a round of golf?
Tiger: Full round actually, your forgetting about the back nine.
0 0
0
Golf jokes
How to golf clubs reproduce?
They’re swingers!
0 0
0
Golf jokes
A man in a wheechair is playing golf...
His caddy walks up and says "Hello sir! What is your handicap?"
0 0
0
Golf jokes
Tiger Woods hit 18 holes day
And still had time to play golf
0 0
0
Golf jokes
No golfing in the cemetery
1 0
0
Golf jokes
  • Next
Privacy and Policy Contact Us