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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their вuтт with an iPad.
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Q: What was the world's first palindrome?
A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler
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[ancient greece]
Teacher: "What have you all chosen for your thesis?"
Hippocrates: "I'm laying the ground work for centuries of modern medicine."
Socrates: "I am examining what it means to be."
Ptolemy: "Uh you guys ever uh notice how those stars look like a bear?"
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuск up.
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They have traced the Gаy Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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DEPT OF STATISTICS:
All grades are plotted along the normal веll curve.
DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in.
The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
DEPT OF HISTORY:
All students get the same grade they got last year.
DEPT OF RELIGION:
Grade is determined by God.
DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY:
What is a grade?
LAW SCHOOL:
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
Grades are variable.
DEPT OF LOGIC:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE:
Random number generator determines grade.
MUSIC DEPARTMENT:
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION:
Everybody gets an A.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Ваng.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Facebook е като хладилник - знаеш, че в него няма нищо, но продължаваш да го проверяваш на всеки 5 минути... Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute. Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it. A Facebook olyan, mint a hűtőszekrény. 15 percenként kinyitogatod, és mindig ugyanaz van benne.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder?
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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Yo mama is sтuрid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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Facebook е като хладилник - знаеш, че в него няма нищо, но продължаваш да го проверяваш на всеки 5 минути... Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute. Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed. A Facebook olyan, mint a hűtőszekrény. 15 percenként kinyitogatod, és mindig ugyanaz van benne.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..."
In my mind: "I hope not It's your dамn number!"
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What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssstory.
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What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek?
Marco Polo.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his реnis.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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Сензационно! Тайната на Голяма пирамида в Гиза е разгадана! Da er det bekreftet, ikkje noe å gruble over lengre Das geheimnis der pyramiden wurde gelüftet...
I guess the mystery of how the Great Pyramid was built, is now finally put to rest.
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It belongs in a museum! In its country of origin right? In its country of origin right?
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