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You know you’re fсuкing ugly when your Facebook picture is a car…

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The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don’t even have to hide a body.

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I was in the pub with my mate last night when he walked off to the toilet leaving his phone on the table.
As I was just about to update his Facebook status, it started ringing and I could see that it was my wife’s number.
“Hello?” I said, answering it.
“Hey sеxy,” she purred, “I’m currently маsтurватing on the bed and I want you to come here and fuск me.”
“You silly вiтсh,” I said, “Why didn’t you just ring my phone?”

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I think its my mom’s birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check

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Half of Facebook is completely silent, the other half posts and shares wayyyyyy too much.

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Just seen Simon Cowell drowning in my local swimming pool so I saved him ……….. as my profile picture on facebook.

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Facebook is telling me to "reconnect" with my brother... Hmmm, I see him everyday

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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?
That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium…

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Facebook, making people who would’nt talk in the street wish each other Happy Birthday since 2004.

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My wife was fuming when I untagged myself from some pictures she put on Facebook.
“They were totally embarrassing though,” I pleaded.
“Embarrassing?” she snapped. “It was our fuскing wedding day, you ваsтаrd!”

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I wonder how many people read my FaceBook statuses and say, “I hope he’s getting professional help”?

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“Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately.”
“Worry not, Commissioner, I’ve already changed my Facebook profile picture.”

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Facebook should make a вiggеr deal over privacy, certainly as far as photos are concerned.
I managed to find a really attractive girl I’d seen before, and without adding her, I could see all her photos, including some in a bikini.
I mean, she’s lucky it’s only me wanking and not some pervert.

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Facebook revamped its search feature. Now you can search for any post that has ever appeared on your page. It’s helpful if you want to waste time this year remembering exactly how you wasted time last year.

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Someone nominated me on Facebook to write down 7 things that nobody knows about me.
Ok I thought, here goes.
1) I never ever take part in lame fuскing Facebook fads.

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I’m glad my Facebook isn’t a real book.
Many of the pages would be stuck together by now.

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Wondering if Facebook is hiring because I just put in my 40 hrs this week.

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I’ve just seen someone update their status on Facebook to “I Wish Every Guy Was Like Jack From The Titanic”.
What… Dead at the bottom of the ocean?

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I’m beginning to understand why all the Soap Operas are going off the air.
It’s because everybody is on FACEBOOK airing out their dirтy laundry.
I mean who needs Days of Our Lives. I’ve got Days of Yalls Lives right here! Commercial free!

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If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.
But if you teach a man to fish, he will bore you to death with endless fishing stories and photos of himself on Facebook holding fish.

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Put your problems on Facebook story, they will disappear after 24 hours...

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Mark Zuckerfuck using the time stone to ban me for shit I posted 3+ years ago

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I read on Facebook today that Mark Zuckerberg has transitioned from alien to a woman (I'm not here to judge) and now would like to be referred to Elona. I read it on FB so it has to be fact.

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