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What modern fishing looks like...
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Мечтата на рибаря – момиче, което се усмихва дори на малките Сонот на рибарот – девојка што се насмевнува дури и на малите Sueño de pescador: una chica que incluso sonríe a los pequeños Мечта рыбака — девушка, которая улыбается даже на маленькие Traum eines Fischers – ein Mädchen, das sogar bei den Kleinen lächelt Rêve de pêcheur : une fille qui sourit même aux petits Όνειρο του ψαρά – ένα κορίτσι που χαμογελά ακόμα και στα μικρά Sogno del pescatore – una ragazza che sorride anche ai piccoli Balıkçının hayali – küçük olanlara bile gülümseyen bir kız Мрія рибалки – дівчина, яка посміхається навіть на маленькі Sonho de pescador – uma garota que até sorri para os pequenos Marzenie wędkarza – dziewczyna, która uśmiecha się nawet do małych Fiskarens dröm – en tjej som till och med ler åt de små Fiskerens drøm – en pige, der selv smiler til de små Fiskerens drøm – ei jente som til og med smiler til de små Kalastajan unelma – tyttö, joka jopa hymyilee pienille A horgász álma – egy lány, aki még a kicsikre is mosolyog Visul pescarului – o fată care zâmbește chiar și celor mici Sen rybára – dievča, ktoré sa usmieva aj na malé Sen rybáře – dívka, která se usmívá i na malé Žvejo svajonė – mergina, kuri net ir mažiems šypsosi Zvejnieka sapnis – meitene, kas pat mazajiem smaida Ribarov san – djevojka koja se smiješi čak i malima
Fisherman’s dream – a girl who even smiles at the small ones
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What do you call it when comedians go fishing and then submit their catches for a "biggest fish" prize?
Marlon weigh-ins
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What does a good fisherman make?
What does a good fisherman make?
Efficiency.
What does a bad fisherman make?
A fish in sea.
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‪I want to open a pants store called “50% Off!,” but the store will exclusively sell shorts at regular retail value.
Fish in a barrel.
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A fish recently published a very good book
The sales were through the reef.
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What's the job of a fish with a daughter?
To keep her off the fishing pool
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Did ya’ll hear about the domestic disturbance at the seafood restaurant?
Apparently three fish got battered!
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Two fish were swimming along and suddenly run into a concrete wall.
One of the fish exclaims "DAM!"
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What do fish use in wars?
A fish tank
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I really don't like my new job at the fish recycling centre,
It's sole destroying.
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What company do fish buy their cell phones from ?
Lg
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A battery, a mule, and a fish walk into a bar.
The mule orders a вееr. "I'm off the wagon," he explains.
The battery orders a juice. "AA all the way," it says.
"And for you, sir?" The bartender asks the fish. "Water," it croaks, and collapses.
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A man is talking with his pet fish,
The fish tells the man that the word "gullible" is on the ceiling, the man looks and sees nothing on the ceiling.
The fish mutters under it's breath, "Heh, gillable."
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Why was the fish and his crew so scared of the clam's crew?
Because they were nothing but mussel.
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What did the fish day when it swan into a wall?
Dam!!
Ironically, the fish said the same thing after swimming into the wall that I did upon failing to proofread my title.
Edit. Complete swipe fail on phone. My proofreading is the real joke here.
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Two fish are put in a tank
But, dаrn it, neither knows how to drive it.
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My friend has a model fish collection
They are all to scale
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What do Catholic cannibals eat in place of fish on Fish Fry Friday?
Battered women
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What kind of fish is good with peanut butter?
Jellyfish
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What did the eskimo say when he found out that his pet seal had been stealing from his fish reserve?
"Inuit!"
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A man went ice fishing one day and reeled-in a giant ice cube
After months of only catching fish, he finally caught a cold.
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Shakespeare is like a fish with epilepsy
I can't even begin to grasp it.
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I saw a fight in the chip shop the other day...
Two fish got battered.
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If a fish died in the ocean...
... Does it become a marine corpse?
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There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day
The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*.
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(original joke) what's a fish's favourite type of angle
A scalene angle haha
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How many fish did it take to кill my ex wife?
None, there are no fish under my new gazebo.
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What do fish talk about at work?
Current events
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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?
Tuna Fey.
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Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor)
Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day.
Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend.
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If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.
But if you teach a man to fish, he will bore you to death with endless fishing stories and photos of himself on Facebook holding fish.
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Hunting and fishing
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What fishing gear did you buy?
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Took my Daughters fishing in Florida and they catch their first Сосаinе. Happy 4th of July
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Meanwhile in Norway.. Walking My Fish
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