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What do you call a girl who catches fish?
Anette.
^^^^Just^thought^of^this^i'm^sorry^it's^bad..
Edit: Wow, front page of /r/jokes I finally did it!
Edit 2: Thanks everyone, this is my highest up-voted post ever!

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Give a man a fish and feed him for a day
Give a fish a man and feed it for a month

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My 8 year old sister's joke: There were 12 fish in a pond. One of the dies. Why did the water level in the pond rise?
- Because the other fish were crying.
Edit: *One of them dies.

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What kind of STD's do fish get?
Merm-aids

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What did the beet farmer say to the man holding his son and his fish hostage?
"Give me the beet boy, and free my sole!"

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I was thinking about getting a blue fish from the middle east
But I dont think they have turk-kois

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Why was the fish waitress making so much money?
Her customers kept tipping the scales.

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What do you call a North Korean fish?
Kim Jong Gill

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Elon Musk just announced a new multimillion dollar electronic ocean cleanup project.
He says it’s all in the name of E-fish-in-sea

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Did you know that most Hollywood actors have expensive saltwater aquariums stocked with tropical fish and other sea critters?
They're the sea crits of the rich and famous.

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Whenever someone mentions a Jellyfish, everyone says “What about a peanut butter fish?”
Dumbasses forgot about the bread fish

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Give a teen a fish, and they'll be full for a day
Give a teen a Tide Pod, and they'll be full for the rest of their life

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My wife threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at my head
Don't worry though, my wounds were just super-fish-oil

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Why are deep sea fish always so stressed?
Because they're under a lot of pressure.

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Why do Americans go fishing with guns?
Because a group of fish is called a school.

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A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing.
'He’s like a fish out of water.’
‘You mean he’s having trouble adjusting?’
‘No, I mean he’s dead.’

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Why are fish poorly educated?
All the schools are below C level.

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What do you call a shell fish from China?
A Crust-Asian

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What’s a Jewish comedian’s favorite type of seafood?
Fish schticks

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I bought a can of tuna cat food, but there was catfish meat inside.
I got catfish catfish cat fish.

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