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The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything.

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If you’re sick and tired of every Аsshоlе on Facebook asking you to copy and paste stuff as your status, please copy and paste this as your status.

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Well we just cut the Cable...
Facebook offers the Jerry Springer show, Dr. PhIL, Rachel Ray and Captain Kangaroo all on one channel -- Facebook -- gotta love it!!!

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This was a recent conversation that I had with my girlfriend’s father, who knows I do web design.
Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?
Me: Oh, that's simple, not hard at all.
Girlfriend: No, he doesn’t mean to make a Facebook profile. He means to redo ALL of Facebook.
Me: Oh. In that case, that's very hard.
Father: Oh, okay. (Pause) What are we talking then, maybe just 3 to 5 hours?

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I’ve just seen a girls Facebook status:
324562FF ……. Add me xxx
I fuскing will, your тiтs sound amazing xxx

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Joke Cafe one liners.
Because we shouldn’t have to think up our own facebook statuses.

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Facebook needs a “I’ll Drink To That” button

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Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.

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This girl just posted a status on Facebook which said:
“Fuскing phone!!!!!!!!!”
Apparently, “Can I watch?” is not an appropriate reply.

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I just saw a group on Facebook - “We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.”
Going by that theory we would also need to find: A liver, a small intestine, a diaphragm…
And a реnis.

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Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. *Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.*

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I posted a joke on my FaceBook Timeline… I can’t show it here. …
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My wife said if the joke gets over 1,000 “likes” in 24 hours, I get аnаl. …
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Uhhhh, unfortunately I misunderstood her words. …
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Please don’t “like.” Her boyfriend’s сhоdе is huge.
(You can look up “Сhоdе 1” on Urban Dictionary. Clue: Imagine a can of tuna.)

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Someone knocked at my door this afternoon.
When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino’s holding a cheese and tomato pizza.
“I haven’t ordered any pizzas,” I said. “This must be a mistake.”
“I know,” he replied. “Your neighbour forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for lunch.”

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I recently broke up with a girl. She wasn’t very happy about this and to show how sad she was she wrote this as her Facebook status:
“What’s Mickey without Minnie, What’s Tigger without Pooh, What’s Patrick without Spongebob, What’s me without U???”
So I commented:
“That would make you a Fcking Stpid Dmped Cnt”

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Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see sтuрid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.

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My girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying:
“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”
Does anybody know what ‘ternative’ means?

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I’ve been playing poker on Facebook.
So far I’ve poked 113 women, but not a one of them have poked me back.

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Jokes about Women Facebook Jokes Internet Jokes

Imagine how much fun women in burkas have tagging each other on Facebook.

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Once you delete your birthday from Facebook, you realize no-one ever cared about you all along

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Facebook really needs a “You’re an idiот, I want to punch you in the throat!” button.

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