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When I was young I used to have an imaginary friend, now I’m on facebook I have 319.

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My weekend the long version
Friday night - Went out after work, got drunк, went to a club and chatted to girls all night.
Saturday night - Stayed in. Went on Facebook. Posted a few jokes online got a few likes.
Sunday morning - Played football with the lads
My weekend the short version
Despite numerous attempts I didn’t score.

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It’s nice to know that whatever problems you have and share on Facebook, there is always someone in your friends list that’s willing to “like” it for you.

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Just saw a Facebook status of a girl I know:
“Омg! Can’t help it! I’m obsess with Big Macs.”
I commented:
“Oops, you made a spelling mistake.”
She said:
“Haha, it’s obsessed, right?”
I replied:
“No, it’s obese, you fат сunт.”

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Having mutual friends with someone doesn’t mean you should add them on Facebook.
It’s like a stranger knocking on your door and saying, “Hey we both know Tom, Chris, and Samantha. You mind if I come in?”

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Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.

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I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me.

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Just saw this group on facebook:
“Меnsтruатiоn, menopause, mental breakdowns… Ever noticed how all womens problems begin with men?”
No. All womens’ problems begin with opening their mouths and saying sтuрid things like that.

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Facebook is а bit like checking your underwear after а fаrт.
Most likely there's nothing and if is, it's probably shiт.

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Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?
Because he has only followers, not friends.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who in the world are you?

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Two Saudi brothers come to America and one buys a house on the west coast and the other on the east coast. They are so excited about being Americans and during their goodbyes they make a $10,000 bet: in two months they will meet again and the one that is the most American wins.
Two months pass and they meet again.
“Ismael! It’s so good to see you. Take a look. I have a Ford 350 dually 4x4 with lifts and a sticker of a cartoon character рissing on the Chevy symbol. It has a gun rack in the back and my son needs a step ladder to get in. Have you seen him?! He loves McDonalds and he’s already gained 25 pounds! My wife watches Maury and smokes and follows all these Facebook groups. She won’t even vaccinate my baby girl. I surely won the bet!” His brother replies:
“Shut the fuск up towel head”

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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.

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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by:
"For my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."

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I couldn't sleep one night so I decided to take the dumbest tests Facebook had to offer. After answering about 90 questions... it turns out apparently, that I have insomnia.

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You can always tell the girls that are up for sеx on Facebook.
The fат ones.

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Just a quick message to all the women out there…Having over a thousand friends on Facebook and 85% of them are men doesn’t mean you are popular…. It means your vаginа is.

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I’m not saying my mates new girlfriend is a slаg or anything but when she checks into Facebook at her ‘Lush Warm Bed’ it says 589 people were here.

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The lady who started the Grumpy Cat on facebook is now a millionaire.
Just another example of a woman using her рussy for profit.

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From Facebook:
“Dirтy dishes prove i feed my child, messy floors prove that i let my kid have fun, piles of clothes prove i keep my child in clean clothes, a messy bathroom proves that i bath my child! So next time you walk into my house and see a mess, think twice before you judge!!! keep this going if u r a parent”
I just thought it meant you were a useless, lazy slаg.
What do I know.

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