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Когато кучето ти се е маскирало по-добре от теб Quando il tuo cane fa il cosplay meglio di te
When your dog cosplays better than you
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Хари Потър и Стаята за задържане. Хари Потер и собата за задржување. Harry Potter y la celda de detención. Гарри Поттер и камера задержания. Harry Potter und die Gewahrsamszelle. Harry Potter et la cellule de garde à vue. Χάρι Πότερ και το κελί κράτησης. Harry Potter e la cella di detenzione. Harry Potter ve gözaltı hücresi. Гаррі Поттер і камера затримання. Harry Potter e a cela de detenção. Harry Potter i cela zatrzymań. Harry Potter och arrestcellen. Harry Potter en de arrestantencel. Harry Potter og detentionscellen. Harry Potter og arrestcellen. Harry Potter ja putka. Harry Potter és az őrizeti cella. Harry Potter și celula de reținere. Harry Potter a cela předběžného zadržení. Haris Poteris ir sulaikymo kamera. Harijs Poters un aizturēšanas kamera. Harry Potter i pritvorska ćelija.
Harry Potter and the Holding Cell.
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Hermione: “You’re a great wizard, you really are!”
Harry: “Not as good as you.” Hermione: “I said ‘wizard,’ not ‘witch.'”
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I named my lizard Harry just so I can say, “You’re a lizard, Harry!”
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What did Ron say when he kissed Hermione?
Your parents may be muggles, but that kiss was magical!
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What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell? Gifted.
What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells? Pregnant.
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Snape: “VOLDEMORT’S COMING!”
Dumbledore: “Are you serious?” Snape: “No, I’m Severus.”
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On a scale from one to ten, how much do you love Hogwarts? Nine and three quarters.
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What does a wizard say when he gets robbed by a muggle? Somebody muggled me!
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What social media channel does Voldemort use? Instagram, because he wants more followers!
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What did The Dark Lord envy from Harry? His nose!
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What would Harry Potter be if he didn’t when to Hogwarts? A python programmer.
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What is Harry’s favorite mood? Sirius.
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What program do you use to edit your photos? A Dobby Photoshop.
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You take my breath away! – said Harry to the dementors.
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Harry: The Dark Lord has risen again! Dumbledore: Are you Sirius? Harry: No, I’m Harry!
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Why did Neville always sit on two chairs? Because he is a Longbottom.
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Why didn’t Draco become friends with Harry? Because he was running out of breath while saying Harry’s last name.
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Why do two Quidditch players share the same room? Because they are Broom-mates.
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Why did Harry sign up for the gym? Because he loved the dumbbell doors.
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I am Black.  No, I am black. You are white. No, i am Black. Are you kidding me? No, I am serious
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Are you twins in real life? No. It's quite a weird story. We met at the audition.
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After a week in the balkans: anthony hopkins, ben stiller, harry potter, leo di caprio, dr house, barak obama, bruce willis
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Alcohol does great things! Тerrible, yes, but great
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Dirтy Harry Potter and the magical bullet
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Harry Pothead
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