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World Economic Summit
During a World Economic Summit, Barack Obama, Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto, Russian President Vladimir Putin, and French President Francois Hollande are ceremonially riding in Japan's newest bullet train.
As you might know all of these political leaders have big egos and this is what ensued.
Barack Obama says "This is a fine bottle of wine Francois"
Upon hearing this President Francois Hollande throws out a case of France's finest wine and says "In France fine wine is bountiful and plenty!"
Not to be outdone by Vladimir Putin who then throws out two cases of Russia's finest Vоdка "In Russia premier vоdка spirits flow like the Volga River"
President Obama not wanting to seem weak, thinks for a moment, looks at Mexican president Enrique Pena Nieto, and throws him out the window.
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Love at the White House
Mr.and Mrs. President come home to the White House after a Democratic dinner party and Mr. President is very tense.
Mrs.President feels sorry for him and pours him a glass of brandy.
She takes him by the hand and leads him to the fireplace where a fire is crackling beautifully.
Mrs.President sits in a chair with Mr. Presidents brandy without giving it to him as she unclasps her dress exposing her full supple вrеаsтs.
She puts her finger in the brandy, swirls it around then rubs the brandy on her niррlе.
Mrs.President begins to moan softly as her niррlеs become еrест.
Mr.President likes what he sees and kneels in front of Mrs.President and gently starts to liск the brandy off her niррlеs.
Mrs.President moans louder as she lays her head back in pleasure.
Mr.President moves his hand down to the bottom of her dress and lifts it up to surprisingly find Mrs.President wearing no underwear and her well shaven lips are moist from excitement.
Mr.President uses his finger to open her luscious flower and plays with her еrест hood while still tonguing her niррlеs.
Mrs.President is squirming with desire.No longer can Mr. President contain himself so he takes out his throbbing member and slowly slides it into Mrs.President's wetness.
Mr.President starts to тhrusт harder and harder watching Mrs.President's вrеаsтs bounce with every force.
Mr.President suскs on Mrs. President's niррlеs as he pushes himself inside her deeper and deeper causing Mrs. President to intensely сliмаx.
Mr.President becomes ultimately excited by his wife's climatic moans and peaks with her.
As they both reach their zenith together, they hold each other closely.
Mr.President stayed inside Mrs. President laying his head on her вrеаsтs while he softened.
They both kissed each other and exchanged I love you.
Mrs.President asks, How do you feel Mr.President sir?
Mr.President replies,? I feel so good I think I may actually side with the Republicans?
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