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Three Boys Three boys...
Three Boys
Three boys were out hiking one winter day, and heard cries for help coming from the lake.Rushing to see what was the matter, they found Barack Obama who had fallen through some thin ice on a lake and was about to drown.Quickly the boys formed a human chain and pulled him to safety.
"I'd like to reward you boys with something special for saving me", said Obama. "Just name it, and it's yours!"
"I want a ride on Air Force One", said the first boy.
"You've got it!", said Obama.
"I want a medal that I can show the other kids at school", said the second boy.
"No problem!", said Obama.
The third boy thought for a moment, and said "I want a wheelchair".
"But why would you want that?", asked Obama.
"'Cause when I get home and tell my dad that I saved YOU he's gonna break my effin' legs!".
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Three boys were out hiking one winter day, and heard cries for help coming from the lake.Rushing to see what was the matter, they found Barack Obama who had fallen through some thin ice on a lake and was about to drown.Quickly the boys formed a human chain and pulled him to safety.
"I'd like to reward you boys with something special for saving me", said Obama. "Just name it, and it's yours!"
"I want a ride on Air Force One", said the first boy.
"You've got it!", said Obama.
"I want a medal that I can show the other kids at school", said the second boy.
"No problem!", said Obama.
The third boy thought for a moment, and said "I want a wheelchair".
"But why would you want that?", asked Obama.
"'Cause when I get home and tell my dad that I saved YOU he's gonna break my effin' legs!".