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Top 10 Worst Harry Potter Characters
10. There aren’t
9. Any characters
8. In the Harry Potter series
7. That deserve to be labeled
6. As the worst
5. Because all the characters
4. Have their own
3. Characteristics
2. Which make them unique and interesting
1. Dolores Umbridge

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Hermione got attacked by a troll in the bathroom.
Ginny got abducted in the bathroom. Moaning Myrtle got killed in the bathroom. Moral of the story? Don’t go to the bathroom alone!

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What do you call a house-elf in a hotel?
A Dobby in a lobby.

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What did the house-elf say when he came from college?
“Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.”

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How do wizards read PDFs?
With a Dobby.

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A wizard walks into a pub and orders a Forgetfulness Potion. He looks to the witch next to him and asks, “So, do I come here often?”

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How does Harry Potter listen to music?
He puts on Sirius XM.

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What happens when Harry Potter says accidental?
Someone loses a tooth.

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What kind of drink would Harry Potter order at a bar?
Something Gin-ey

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Why was Harry Potter such a good computer programmer?
Because he spoke python.

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What do wizards in Harry Potter use instead of laxatives?
Expellianus.

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In a snowstorm, Hagrid takes the cremated remains of Harry Potter and throws them out. What does he say?
“You’re a blizzard, Harry!”

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What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a spelling bee contestant?
One conjures spells and the other spells conjure.

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Roses are red, violets are blue…
If you don’t like Harry Potter puns, something is Siriusly Ron with you.

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Ron lives a long, happy life and then dies. What does he reincarnate as?
A neuron.

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Why couldn’t Harry find Hermione?
He was looking in all the Ron places.

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Why did Ron lose the election?
People thought his elect-Ron campaign was too negative.

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Why does Ron love his pet rat so much?
It’s the pet-he-grew up with! (Get it? Pettigrew!)

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Why doesn’t Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?
Offshore investment gains a better return.

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If Hermione was a mathematician what would her kids be named?
Hermitwo and Hermithree.

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