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Software engineers complaining about their job
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Our WIFI was down yesterday and I spent 45 minutes trying to fix it. Our dishwasher has been broken for 3 weeks and I haven't even touched it.
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Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him.
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You are one well-defined function!
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Failure is not an option-it comes bundled with the software.
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It's okay Microsoft Excel even my love life is not responding.
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You'd think that with NSA reading our tweets all the time, they could star or retweet some of the good ones.
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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ... Oh wait, he does.
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You're so dumb you thought quarter backs was a change machine.
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Old Programmers do not die... they decompile.
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I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008.
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Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.
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How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.
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Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?
There are too many bugs.
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You are on vacation, but there is a production bug
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When you don't really understand the code base but add a new feature anyway
When you don't really understand the code base but add a new feature anyway
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Senior dev: How did you fix that production bug? Intern: Commented the code
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A programmer: What people think i do,  what my parents think i o, what i think i do, what i really do
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Non-zero value, 0, null and undefined
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Server has crashed Were is the backup? On the server
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Free Trial: "Enter your credit card information"
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Your code is without a doubt the worst i have ever run! But it does run!
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Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.
Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime
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What can you see? It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.	 ^[\w-\.]+@([\w-]+\.)+[\w-]12,4}$
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