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10 вида хора (двоично) 10 Arten von Menschen 10 Τύποι Съществуват 10 вида хора. Тези които разбират двоичен код, и тези които не го разбират. Es gibt genau 10 Typen von Menschen. Solche, die Binärzahlen verstehen und solche, die es nicht tun. There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex. Il y a 10 types de personnes dans le monde : ceux qui comprennent le binaire et les autres. Et ceux qui ne s'attendaient pas à ce que cette blague soit en base 3 Hay 10 tipos de personas, las que saben binario y las que no. Es gibt 10 Arten von Menschen in der Welt. Die einen verstehen das Binärsystem und die anderen nicht! Ci sono 10 categorie di persone: chi comprende il sistema binario e chi non lo comprende. Existem somente 10 tipos de pessoas no mundo inteiro: Aquelas que entendem binário e aquelas que não entendem. Ci sono solo 10 tipi di persone al mondo… quelle che comprendono il binario e quelle che non lo comprendono. Det finns tio typer av människor: De som förstår binära och de som inte gör det. Exista 10 tipuri de oameni: cei care inteleg numerele binare si cei care nu. Існує 10 типів людей: ті, які знають, що таке сайт, і ті, які не знають. (Про переваги двійкової системи зчислення.) Et finns ju 10 typer av människor, de som kan läsa binärt och så nio som jag har glömt
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Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies,
"Okay."
The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot
Tables. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, ‘'You have exactly 1,586 sheep."
The shepherd cheers, "That's correct, you can have your choicest sheep from the herd."
The young man takes one of the animals which he likes most and cute from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks, "If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?"
The young man laughed and answers, "Yes, why not?"
The shepherd says,
"You are an auditor."
"How did you know?" asks the young man.
"Very simple," answers the shepherd.
" First, you came here without being wanted. Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business... now can I have my DOG back?"
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