Two Saudi brothers come to America and one buys a house on the west coast and the other on the east coast. They are so excited about being Americans and during their goodbyes they make a $10,000 bet: in two months they will meet again and the one that is the most American wins.
Two months pass and they meet again.
“Ismael! It’s so good to see you. Take a look. I have a Ford 350 dually 4x4 with lifts and a sticker of a cartoon character рissing on the Chevy symbol. It has a gun rack in the back and my son needs a step ladder to get in. Have you seen him?! He loves McDonalds and he’s already gained 25 pounds! My wife watches Maury and smokes and follows all these Facebook groups. She won’t even vaccinate my baby girl. I surely won the bet!” His brother replies:
“Shut the fuск up towel head”