I posted a joke on my FaceBook Timeline… I can’t show it here. …

My wife said if the joke gets over 1,000 “likes” in 24 hours, I get аnаl. …

Uhhhh, unfortunately I misunderstood her words. …

Please don’t “like.” Her boyfriend’s сhоdе is huge.
(You can look up “Сhоdе 1” on Urban Dictionary. Clue: Imagine a can of tuna.)