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Facebook е като хладилник - знаеш, че в него няма нищо, но продължаваш да го проверяваш на всеки 5 минути... Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed. Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it. A Facebook olyan, mint a hűtőszekrény. 15 percenként kinyitogatod, és mindig ugyanaz van benne.
Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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Чудя се как ли хората,
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
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To finally solve whether Моnа-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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War Boarder C'est un vieux monsieur qui va se confesser. Един човек отишъл при местния свещеник и се изповядал: Голландец (Г: ) пришёл к священнику (С:) исповедоваться. Ein älterer Italiener bat seinen Priester, ihm die Beichte abzunehmen. "Vater, während des 2. Weltkrieges klopfte eine Frau an meine Tür und bat mich, sie auf meinem Dachboden vor den Deutschen zu verstecken." Der Priester sagte: "Das war wundervoll von Dir und Du brauchst dafür nicht zu... En man gick och biktade sig och anförtrodde sig gråtande till prästen: - Fader, förlåt mig. Under andra världskriget gjorde jag något dumt. - Men vad gjorde du då? - Jag gömde en flykting på... The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a... Een Hollander ging biechten: 'Vergiffenis, meneer de kapelaan,' snikte hij, 'in de Tweede wereldoorlog had ik een onderduiker op mijn zolder.' 'Nou, dat is toch geen zonde?' vond de kapelaan.... O Turco vai se confessar: — Padre, há 20 anos eu abriguei um refugiado de guerra. Qual o meu pecado? — Meu filho, nisso não há pecado, você fez uma caridade! — Mas, padre, eu cobrei aluguel dele. —... Un vieux monsieur entre au confessionnal et dit au curé : « Durant la guerre j'ai caché une jeune femme juive dans le grenier de ma maison afin d'éviter que les soldats allemands la transportent... Un hombre mayor, italiano, que vivía en las afueras de Nápoles, fue a la iglesia local a confesarse. Cuando el sacerdote abrió el tablero del confesionario, el hombre dijo: - Padre... Durante la... Une vieille allemande se rend à l'église pour se confesser. V: Pardonnez-moi mon père car j'ai pêché C:Je vous écoute ma soeur. V:En fait pendant la guerre je me suis mis en pitié pour une famille... Een zeer oude man, die woont in de omgeving van Gulpen, ging naar de plaatselijke kerk om te biechten. De priester maakt het luikje open van de biechtstoel en de man zegt: “Vader, tijdens de... A hollandokról köztudott, hogy jó az üzleti érzékük. Elmegy egy holland gyónni. - Atyám, keresztény létemre zsidókat bújtattam. - Fiam, ez nem bűn. Mindegy milyen a másik vallása, az a lényeg, hogy... Un giovane va a confessarsi. - "Mi perdoni padre perché ho peccato" - "Dimmi figliolo..." risponde il prete. - "Sa, durante la seconda guerra mondiale ho tenuto nascosto un ebreo dai nazisti in... Starszy Francuz poszedł do spowiedzi: - Ojcze, na początku drugiej wojny światowej zapukała do moich drzwi piękna dziewczyna i poprosiła, żebym ją ukrył przed Niemcami. Ukryłem ją na strychu i...
Elderly Man: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic."
Priest: "I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war."
Elderly Man: "I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed."
Priest: "That's not a good thing you did, but it was for a good cause. You helped him survive."
Elderly Man: "Should I tell him the war is over?"
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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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They have traced the Gаy Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..."
In my mind: "I hope not It's your dамn number!"
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What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssstory.
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What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek?
Marco Polo.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see sтuрid сrар people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."
Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.
"Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was,
'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you."
"So, everyone knows that he was the first president."
"Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson.
"The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?'
Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you."
"Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that," said Johnny.
"Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson.
"The next question was, 'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?'
Mary put 'I don't know,' and you put, 'Me neither'."
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The 21st century:
Deleting history is more important than making it.
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Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their вuтт with an iPad.
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Who's the biggest рrоsтiтuте in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed ваlls till she died.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his реnis.
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Имаш ли Twitter?! - ¿Tienes Facebook? - Si - ¿Twitter? - Si - ¿Página Web? - Claro - ¿Instagram? - Si - ¿Vida? - Si, pero casi nunca la uso
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Yo mama so sтuрid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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