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Little Johnny told his parent "I'm a grown up now, I am ready to live by myself"
His parent, being very proud of their son, said "Well that's great! We have no reason to stop you"
To which he replied "Awesome! Your luggage is at the front door"

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Little Johnny walked into class with only one shoe.
The teacher asks Johnny with a chuckle,
“What happened? Did you lose a shoe?”
Johnny looks up and responds,
“No ma’am, I found one.”

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?
His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Little johnny is asked to use the word contagious in a sentence.
My dad was watching my mom cut the grass out the front window.
He was yelling, at the rate she's cutting the grass, It's going to take that contagious.

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Little Johnny asked his teacher, "should I get in trouble for something I didn't do?"
"Well if you really didn't do it, I think not," said the teacher.
"Well good," little Johnny replied, "because I didn't do my homework."

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Little Johnny calls for his mom
"Mom! Mom!"
"What is it Johnny?"
"Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics?"
"No, why?"
"She's outside, under a bus"

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Little Johnny raises his hand in class one day...
And asks "Teacher, will you punish me for something I didn't do?"
"Of course not" says the teacher.
"Good," says Little Johnny, "cause I didn't do my homework."

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Little Johnny was running behind for his weekly trip to the prostitute
When he got there, she said
"Eh Jack! You late!"

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"Little Johnny, why weren't you in school yesterday?"
"Little Johnny, why weren't you in school yesterday?"
"My dad got burnt."
"Oh, that's terrible. I hope he wasn't burned too badly."
"Nah. They really know what they're doing at those crematoriums."

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"Mommy! Mommy! Little Johnny pulled down his pants and showed me his thingy!"
"Oh? That's... *weird*. Well, what did you think of it?"
"It reminded me of a peanut!"
"Ha ha! Because it was so tiny?"
"No. Salty."

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One day, Little Johnny went to his dad and said to him, "Dad, when I grow up, I want to marry Grandma."
His dad replied, "Johnny, you can't marry my mother!"
Johnny said to him "But you married my mother. How is this any different?"

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Little Johnny tells his friend, "My grandpa died yesterday."
Friend asks, "Oh, how did that happen?"
Johnny, "He hit his thumb with a hammer."
Friend, "But you can't die of that!"
Johnny, "I know but he wouldn't stop screaming and cursing so we shot him."

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Little Johnny goes up to Dad…
… and asks "Dad, what is a transsexuel person?" Dad starts grinning an says "Ask Mom, he'll explain."

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Little Johnny called his teacher to ask about the time difference between his city and London.
"Just a minute..." his teacher replied.
"Thanks, teach!"

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Teacher asks the class, can anyone tell me me where Africa is? Little Johnny straight up wit his hand, Teacher, where is it then Johnny? He replied I don't know exactly but I know it cant be far.
All the black kids go home for lunch.

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Little Johnny comes home after learning about Mendelian inheritance in genetics at school.
"Mom?"
"What is it, Johnny?" replied his mom.
"Was Eve black?"

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Little Johnny does poetry.
One day in English class, Little Johnny is asked to write a poem. He gets up in front of class and tells them "I've named this poem Old Lady's Underpants."
Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Grandma's are purple.

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Little Johnny asks his Dad to take him to the circus...
Dad: Don't be silly Little Johnny. No need to go to the circus when people can come here to see you

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Why was Little Johnny crying?
He put some of his mum’s cream on his face and then read on the label that it makes you look 10 years younger.

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At school:
Johnny, where’s your homework?
Johnny: I’m very sorry, I don’t have it here.
Teacher: How come?
Johnny: I ate my exercise books.
Teacher: What?! Why would you do such a thing?!
Johnny: The dog refused to.

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