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Забелязано на фронта в Украйна Забележано на фронтот во Украина Visto en el frente en Ucrania Замечено на фронте в Украине An der Front in der Ukraine gesichtet Repéré sur le front en Ukraine Παρατηρήθηκε στο μέτωπο στην Ουκρανία Avvistato al fronte in Ucraina Ukrayna cephesinde görüldü Помічено на фронті в Україні Avistado na frente na Ucrânia Zauważone na froncie na Ukrainie Observerat vid fronten i Ukraina Gespot aan het front in Oekraïne Observeret ved fronten i Ukraine Observert ved fronten i Ukraina Havaittu rintamalla Ukrainassa Megfigyelve a fronton Ukrajnában Observat pe front în Ucraina Zaznamenáno na frontě na Ukrajině Pastebėta fronte Ukrainoje Novērots frontē Ukrainā Uočeno na fronti u Ukrajini
Spotted on the front in Ukraine
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Карибски пирати – проклятието на черното злато Пиратите од Карибите – проклетството на црното злато Piratas del Caribe – la maldición del oro nеgrо Пираты Карибского моря – проклятие чёрного золота Fluch der Karibik – der Fluch des schwarzen Goldes Pirates des Caraïbes – la malédiction de l’or noir Οι Πειρατές της Καραϊβικής – η κατάρα του μαύρου χρυσού Pirati dei Caraibi – la maledizione dell’oro nero Karayip Korsanları – kara altının laneti Пірати Карибського моря – прокляття чорного золота Piratas do Caribe – a maldição do ouro nеgrо Piraci z Karaibów – klątwa czarnego złota Pirates of the Caribbean – det svarta guldets förbannelse Pirates of the Caribbean – de vloek van het zwarte goud Pirates of the Caribbean – det sorte gulds forbandelse Pirates of the Caribbean – det svarte gullet forbannelse Pirates of the Caribbean – mustan kullan kirous A Karib-tenger kalózai – a fekete arany átka Pirații din Caraibe – blestemul aurului negru Piráti z Karibiku – prokletí černého zlata Karibų piratai – juodojo aukso prakeiksmas Karību jūras pirāti – melnā zelta lāsts Pirati s Kariba – prokletstvo crnog zlata
Pirates of the Caribbean – the curse of black gold
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Собственици на оръжия, когато чуят как прозорецът долу се счупва посред нощ Сопственици на оружје кога ќе слушнат дека прозорецот се крши долу на полноќ Propietarios de armas cuando escuchan que se rompe una ventana abajo a medianoche Владельцы оружия, когда слышат, как внизу разбивается окно посреди ночи Waffenbesitzer, wenn sie um Mitternacht hören, wie unten ein Fenster zerbricht Propriétaires d’armes quand ils entendent une fenêtre se briser en bas à minuit Οι κάτοχοι όπλων όταν ακούνε το παράθυρο να σπάει κάτω τα μεσάνυχτα Proprietari di armi quando sentono rompere una finestra di sotto a mezzanotte Silah sahipleri gece yarısı aşağıda bir pencerenin kırıldığını duyunca Власники зброї, коли чують, як унизу розбивається вікно опівночі Donos de armas quando ouvem uma janela quebrar lá embaixo à meia-noite Właściciele broni, gdy słyszą, że na dole o północy wybito okno Vapenägare när de hör sitt fönster krossas där nere vid midnatt Wapenbezitters wanneer ze hun raam beneden horen breken om middernacht Våbenejere, når de hører et vindue gå i stykker nedenunder ved midnat Våpeneiere når de hører vinduet knuses nedenfor ved midnatt Aseenomistajat, kun he kuulevat ikkunan rikkoutuvan alakerrassa keskiyöllä Fegyvertulajdonosok, amikor éjfélkor hallják, hogy lent betörik az ablak Deținătorii de arme când aud că se sparge o fereastră jos la miezul nopții Majitelé zbraní, když o půlnoci slyší, jak se dole rozbíjí okno Ginklų savininkai, kai vidurnaktį girdi, kaip apačioje sudūžta langas Ieroču īpašnieki, kad pusnaktī dzird, kā lejā saplīst logs Vlasnici oružja kad čuju da se prozor dolje razbio u ponoć
Gun owners when they hear their window break downstairs at midnight
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Гледайте внимателно, ще го покажа само веднъж! Гледајте добро, ќе го покажам само еднаш! ¡Miren bien, que lo voy a mostrar solo una vez! Смотрите внимательно, я покажу это только один раз! Schaut gut hin, ich zeig’s nur ein einziges Mal! Regardez bien, j'le montrerai qu'une seule fois ! Κοιτάξτε καλά, θα το δείξω μόνο μία φορά! Guardate bene, lo mostrerò solo una volta! Dikkatle bakın, bunu sadece bir kez göstereceğim! Дивіться уважно, я покажу це лише один раз! Olhem bem, vou mostrar isso só uma vez! Przyjrzyjcie się dobrze, pokażę to tylko raz! Titta noga, jag visar det bara en gång! Kijk goed, ik laat het maar één keer zien! Se godt efter, jeg viser det kun én gang! Se nøye etter, jeg viser det bare én gang! Katsokaa tarkkaan, näytän tämän vain kerran! Nézzétek jól meg, csak egyszer mutatom meg! Uitați-vă bine, o să arăt asta doar o singură dată! Dívejte se dobře, ukážu to jen jednou! Gerai pasižiūrėkite, parodysiu tik vieną kartą! Paskatieties labi, es to parādīšu tikai vienu reizi! Dobro gledajte, pokazat ću to samo jednom!
Watch closely, I’ll show it only once!
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Германската армия повиши първия трансджендър командир. Плачеш ли мои Фюрер? Не:
German army promotes first transgender commander. Are you crying  my Fuhrer? No:
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Търсим шофьори за Палестина и Сирия. Атрактивно заплащане! Lkw Fahrer gesucht nach Syrien und Palästina Gutes Gehalt!!! A la recherche d'un chauffeur, CDI disponible immédiatement tournée fixe Palestine, Syrie salaire motivant. des intéressés 2 MD
We are looking for truck drivers for Palestine and Syria. Attractive salary!
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New Trump phone automatically adds users to classified war plan group chats
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Zelenski do have cards
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While in the military I experienced both mustard gas and pepper spray...
I am a seasoned veteran.
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A young man goes to a military recruiting office and takes the required tests. The results aren’t great but the recruiter thinks he has potential to be in the Navy.
His scores were suboptimal.
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Why did the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships?
So they could Scandinavian
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If the U. S. military is called in to keep order, protestors need to switch tactics for distracting them from lasers and road cones
To dumping oil everywhere.
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What do the military and Catholic priest's have in common?
Predator Missiles.
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How does the French Military advertise its surplus WW2 rifles?
“Brand new, only been thrown onto the ground once.”
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If rock bands were our military
Foo Fighters would be protecting us from foo’s on the ground while the Stone Temple Pilots are protecting the skies
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What does a series of spaceships named "San" and American Military History have in common?
San Juan
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Word on the street is that Iran is looking for a new military General
Trump's even creating jobs in Iran!
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The military knocked on my door this morning. Guess what I did?
Iran.
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My grandkids were wondering how WW3 started and exactly how i served in the military during the war...
I simply said "Iran"
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What do you call the American version of a Chinatown?
A military base
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[SERIOUS] What classified military equipment would make life easier?
We don't know.
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Einstein had one autistic brother and one brother in the military.
He had a "special relative" and a "general relative".
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What do you call the fanatical elite military units of the Belgian armed forces?
Waffle SS
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Did you hear about the French military selling new rifles?
Never used, only dropped once!
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It's hard being immature in the military.
All these officers keep talking about my doody.
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Congress wrote a law that would force people to join the military.
It was a rough draft.
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Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet?
It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore.
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An international football team flies on a charter jet
To their next tournament. It’s quite a long flight and they get bored
And decide, since it’s a charter flight, that they’re going to play some
Football on the plane.
After a while the captain is getting angry with all the yelling and
Bumping and sends his co-pilot to go out there and shut them up.
30 seconds later the co-pilot comes back and the plane is wonderfully
Silent.
“That’s awesome, how did you manage to calm them down this quickly?”
“It was no problem. I just said, ‘Listen, guys, the weather is lovely –
Why don’t you play outside for a while?’”
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What do you do when the phone rings and you get a private caller?
Don't answer that. Pick up for ranks Lieutenant and higher only.
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Future birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk, march 22, 2228
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Remember, the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality
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war never changes
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I learned 2 things, today. 1. A tank suppressor is bigger than the tank. 2. There are tank suppressors.
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Captain... The Borg are about to attack. How do you know Mr Data. They added me to the group chat!!
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