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I just bought a surplus French military rifle.
Only dropped once.
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Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane?
He was arrested for possession of an Аssаulт Rafale.
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Which branch of the military is the most American?
The Air Force, because they are US AF.
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Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?
So that they can see the battle.
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I saw a veteran begging in the street which made me very upset
But then I remembered I wasn't required to give the military quarters.
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The US Military today confirmed that two marijuana users were killed when an aircraft crashed into a house shortly after takeoff.
Experts are saying it's the first recorded instance of killing two stoners with one bird.
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I was kicked out of the military because I got gonorrhea
It was a dishonorable discharge
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What is the national bird of Pakistan?
An american military drone
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What's a pirate's favorite school subject?
Arrrrrrrrt.
What's a pirate's favorite body part?
The arrrrrm.
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
No. The Navy you idiот.
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What's the most american US military branch?
The Air Force. They're USAF.
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In Germany, we know of a joke
The French military.
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Did you know North Korea's military marches to the left?
They have no rights
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This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris...
... Effectively crippling the French military.
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I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like!
[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.
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So the US Military dropped a 22,000 lb bomb on ISIS today.
That moves Amy Shumer's special to the second spot for largest bomb for the year.
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I asked my veteran friend what the first ranking is in the military, but I couldn't get a straight answer.
He just kept telling me it's private.
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If you ask my son why he joined the Army he will proudly tell you he joined to military to кill people.
He's a terrible doctor.
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Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid?
To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.
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Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies?
Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.
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Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle?
Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*
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