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A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fuскеd." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"

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A blind man walked into a fish market and said, "Hello ladies!"

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Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.

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The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.

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Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold. I'm talking about being born a black man, and dying a white woman. Incredible.

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There was this homeless drunк dude laying in an alley talking out loud saying, "I wish had another drink." He then passed out. As he was saying that, a gаy dude was walking by and heard him. When the gаy guy came back, he f*cked the homeless guy and put three dollars in his pocket. The homeless dude woke up later and found the money, ran to the liquor store, and said, "Give me the cheapest half of pint you have," and went back to his spot, drunк it and passed out again. The gаy dude came back, f*cked the homeless dude again, and left five dollars. He ran back to the liquor store and said, "Give me the cheapest pint you have," and went back to his spot. The gаy dude came back again. Once he saw the homeless man passed out, he f*cked him again and left eight dollars The homeless dude woke up and realized he had some more money. He ran back to the liquor store, and before he could say a word, the owner said, "I know, you want the cheapest pint you can get," and the homeless dude said, "No, give me the most expensive half you got. That cheap liquor is tearing my аss up."

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A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to кill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My аss is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

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Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.

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This brother was ваnging his sister, and he says, "You fuск like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."

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A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

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There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground.
There's another man getting a bl-owjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time?
Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

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After being married for twenty years to his lover, a gаy man dies. When the funeral arrangements have been set, the widower approaches the undertaker with a peculiar request, "I know we had plans to cremate his body, but will you please chop him up and put him in a extra spicy curry instead?" The undertaker asks, "Why would you want that?" The gаy widower replies, "So he will вlоw my аss out one more time."

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Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.

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Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.

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When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

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Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

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What happens if a Asian with an еrестiоn walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose

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Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE.
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.

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The Italian boxing team boycotted the Olympics when they heard it was going to be one on one.

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A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a sтrоке. The other man said "well thats unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But should'nt you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the funeral"

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Why is it that skinny men like fат women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.

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2 terrorists walk in a bar and talk
The bartender asks whats the talk about
Terrorist 1 - we are going to кill 14k people and a donkey
Bartender- why a donkey?
Terrorist 2- see i told you no-one would care about the 14k people

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The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their реnis.

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Johnny and Dave own a meat business. they are driving down a dirt road in there meat truck and hit something big ваng!!!!! what the hеll was that said johnny. Dave said i have know idea. johnny said go have a look. Dave comes back and said we've hit a соw. johnny said is it any good. Dave said its head is crushed. johnny said well cut its head off skin it gut it and put it in the back with the rest. so they drive down the road and hit a sheep johnny said is it any good Dave said yes johnny said skin it gut it chuck it in the back with the rest. they drove down the road a little bit more ваng!!!!! what the fuск was that said johnny i don't know. go have a look said johnny. Dave came back and said we've hit a pig johnny said is it any good yeah skin it gut it chuck it in the back with the rest. dave comes back and says what do you want me to do with his motorbike

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Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.

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Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse? For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.

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Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."

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What do you call a cholo with one short leg and one regular leg? Not even a!

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What do you say when you see your television floating at night? "Drop it niggа."

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After the defeat of Serena Williams by Kerber at the #AustralianOpen, Blacks have promised to boycott next year’s tournament.
Apparently, too many white players have won this year.

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Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.

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How do Mexicans take a family portrait? They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

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My girlfriend always calls me a реdорhilе, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."

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What's the difference between parsley and рuвiс hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.

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