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Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

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Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."

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Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and вrа. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and раnтiеs. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."

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What do you call a bunch of niggеrs in a school bus?
A rotten banana.

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Q: Why do Hookers wear tampons? A: So сrавs can bungee jump.

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Why did Martin Luther King Jr. boycott laundry detergent? Because it told him to keep his whites and colors separate.

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What do you call a white guy with five black guys? A basketball coach
What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys? Quarterback
What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys? Warden

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I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.

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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sреrм count?
Eminem has to chew before swallowing.

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There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest d*ck? The black boy, because he's 18.

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The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.

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Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gаy bar?
A:
"May I push in your stool?"

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So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and рооf appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So рооf! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So рооf! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

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Q: Why is a woman with no вrеаsтs a pirate's delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest.

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Q: What do KFC and рussy have in common?
A: Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the воnе in.

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Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off.

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So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch роrn? You still cant f*ck."

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Jesus walks into a inn, hands the innkeeper three nails, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

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What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

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