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Teddybärsammlung The sensitive man Един младеж се запознал с едно момиче в бара. A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. Un jeune de 18 ans rencontre une magnifique cougar de 35 ans dans un bar. Ils passent une nuit passionnée chez elle. Après avoir fait leur affaire, le jeune lui demande comment c'était. La cougar lui répond : - Tu vois cette étagère remplie d'ours en peluche sur 3 niveaux ? Prends n'importe quel... Det var en gång en gubbe som var ute på en bar. Då kom det en jättesexig tjej fram till honom och frågade om han ville hänga med henne hem. Gubben svarade snabbt: - Ja, det klart! När de var framme, så gick han in i tjejens rum. På väggen såg han fyra... Una joven chica conoció un apuesto hombre en un bar. Entablaron conversación, y terminaron marchándose al departamento de él. Mientras el hombre le enseña su casa a la mujer, ella se da cuenta... Killen möter en snygg tjej på festen och kvällen slutar med att de lämnar baren tillsammans. De går hem till henne och hon visar runt honom i lägenheten. Han lägger märke till att sovrummet är... Depois de conhecer um cara num bar, a morenaça de olhos verdes vai parar no apartamento dele. Entrando no quarto do moço ela vê três prateleiras, com centenas de ursinhos de pelúcia. Na prateleira... Een vrouw ontmoet een aantrekkelijke man in een bar. Zij praten wat, het klikt meteen en na een tijdje vertrekken ze samen naar zijn huis. Terwijl hij haar het appartement laat zien, merkt ze dat... Een vrouw ontmoet een geweldige man in de kroeg, ze praten wat, ze lachen wat en na het stappen gaan ze samen naar huis. Als ze bij hem thuis zijn laat hij haar het hele appartement zien. Zij merkt... På bar Kvinde møder mand på en bar og tager med ham hjem. Hun lægger mærke til, at hans soveværelse er fyldt med hylder med bamser. Små på de nederste og de allerstørste på de øverste. Hun bliver... A mulher conhece um cara num bar, conversam, se entendem, papo vai, papo vem, acabam saindo juntos do bar e vão para o apartamento dele . Chegando lá, ela nota uma estante com 3 prateleiras, com...
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a bl*wjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too f*ckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
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Не съм расист. Ich bin nicht rassistisch. Rassismus ist ein Verbrechen. Und Verbrechen sind für Schwarze. Je ne sais pas raciste car le racisme, c'est un crime et que les crimes, c'est pour les noirs - Расизм - это криминал! - Верно! - А криминал - удел черных! Je voulais juste être fixé avec vous. Je ne suis pas raciste, car le racisme est un délit. Et les délits c'est pour les noirs.
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An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks,
"Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"
The old man asks, "Son, can your diск touch your аsshоlе?"
The young boy says no.
"Then u can't have a cigar."
Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a вееr. The young boy asks,
"Grandpa, can I have a вееr?"
The old man asks, "Son, can your diск touch your аsshоlе?"
The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a вееr."
Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato сhiрs. The old man asks,
"Son, can I have some of your сhiрs?"
The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your diск touch your аsshоlе?"
The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says,
"Well good, then go fuск yourself, these are my сhiрs."
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- Каква е разликата между Исус и неговият портрет? Quelle est la difference entre Jesus et Picasso ? Un seul clou suffit pour fixer Picasso. Quelle est la différence entre Jésus en vrai et Jésus en photo ? Il n'y a besoin que d'un clou pour accrocher Jésus en photo ! Quelle est la différence entre Jésus et une photo de Jésus ? Tu peux fixer la photo avec seulement un clou. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Bild und Jesus? Für das Bild braucht man nur einen Nagel. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Jesus und ein Bild von Jesus? Es braucht nur einen Nagel, um das Bild aufzuhängen Savez vous la différence entre Jésus et une photo de Jésus ? La photo de Jésus ne prend qu'un seul clou pour l'accrocher
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Remarks Never Heard at Daytona 500:
- None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth.
- Tampax! Get your Tampax here!
- Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race!
- Sеx with your sister? Man, that's sick.
- My God, this is a splendid Merlot.
- Hey, you with the large вrеаsтs, out of the way. We're trying to watch a race here.
- Jeeves, be a good man and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attach case. Then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone.
- What a coincidence, Hank, all my friends are boycotting Ноотеrs, too.
- These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert.
- Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor.
- Filling in for Dale 'The Intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance' Flatley.
- And now, singing our national anthem, international recording artist Boy George.
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