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Hørt om det første Viаgrа-barnet som ble født. Det reiste seg og gikk etter 2 timer!!

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Никога, никога не шмъркайте виагра!

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I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have еrестiоn difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viаgrа and I bought her a treadmill.

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A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Can I have some viаgrа please.” The assistant says, “Sorry, but we need some medical proof that you need it.” The guy replies, “Will a photo of the wife do?”.

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Viаgrа is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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I'm taking Viаgrа and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

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Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viаgrа coverage.
What will they use to set those guidelines?
A growth chart.

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Lеsвiаns can also take Viаgrа.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.

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An elderly black man goes to see his doctor for help with his sеxuаl performance issues.
The doctor explains that Viаgrа isn't going to work this time.
The man goes back to the doctor a month later for a follow-up.
This time he is wearing a new tuxedo, shined shoes, and a top-hat.
The doctor is impressed and asks what the occasion is.
The old man says, "If I'm gonna be impotent I'm gonna look impotent!"

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Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viаgrа. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

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When Viаgrа first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about.
I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old.
We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes.
I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...

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Who invented viаgrа?
Mr Hardick of course!

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In a recent FDA study, the United States government doctors who were conducting studies on test drugs administered weekly doses of VIАGRА to an equal number of doctors and lawyers.
While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sеxuаl prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller.
The US government researchers are at a loss to explain.

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What's the difference between Viаgrа and Al Gore..... Viаgrа really works !

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My friend (Well a former friend now) “fixed me up” with a blind date last weekend. …. and the audience - in unison - says “How bad was it?” ….
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Well for starters, she was so ugly I swear she had been dragged through a large knothole backwards …
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…And I’m pretty sure she has to sneak up on mirrors
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If I had to guess, she likely works in the ER of a local hospital and when some guy comes in with a Viаgrа еrестiоn that has lasted four or more hours, well, one look at her and his willie would deflate -- poooof -- in seconds.

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Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,
"Grandpa are you going to take that new Viаgrа?"
Grandpa, caught off-guard, looks at him and says,
"No Johnny, I will not."
"But Grandpa, why not?" asks little Johnny.
Grandpa replies,
"Well Johnny, because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one to write to."

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I went to buy some Viаgrа online but my internet connection was down and it took me two days to get it up.

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A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viаgrа.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.

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A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sеxuаl performance problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician, "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viаgrа, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history."
So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician, "What does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't been home yet."

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O. K... L made some mess but the end was ... Happy.

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