My friend (Well a former friend now) “fixed me up” with a blind date last weekend. …. and the audience - in unison - says “How bad was it?” …. …. Well for starters, she was so ugly I swear she had...

My friend (Well a former friend now) “fixed me up” with a blind date last weekend. …. and the audience - in unison - says “How bad was it?” ….
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Well for starters, she was so ugly I swear she had been dragged through a large knothole backwards …
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…And I’m pretty sure she has to sneak up on mirrors
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If I had to guess, she likely works in the ER of a local hospital and when some guy comes in with a Viаgrа еrестiоn that has lasted four or more hours, well, one look at her and his willie would deflate -- poooof -- in seconds.

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